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PostSubject: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 7:35 pm



Enjoy the tongue twisters!
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 7:41 pm





"Sheath thy sword," the surly sheriff said,
"or surely shall a churlish serf soon shatter thee.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 7:48 pm





"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 7:48 pm





"Someone should show Sylvia
some strokes so she shall not sink."

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 7:49 pm





"Under the mother otter," muttered the other otter.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 7:50 pm





A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 7:51 pm





A big bug bit a bold bald bear and the bold bald bear bled blood badly.



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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 7:52 pm





A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern,
and the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 7:54 pm





“What ails Alex?” asks Alice.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 7:55 pm





A bloke's bike back brake block broke.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 7:56 pm





A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 7:57 pm





A canner can can anything that he can, But a canner can't can a can, can he?

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 7:58 pm





A certain young fellow named Beebee wished to marry a lady named Phoebe.
"But," he said. "I must see what the minister's fee be
before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee."

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 7:59 pm





A cheap ship trip.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:00 pm





A cricket critic A black bug's blood Irish wristwatch Legend tripping Liril.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:00 pm





A cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:00 pm





A cupcake cook in a cupcake cook's cap cooks cupcakes.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:01 pm





A dozen double damask dinner napkins.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:01 pm





A fat thrush flies through thick fog.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:02 pm





A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:03 pm





A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea said the fly.
'shall we flee' so they flew through a flaw in the flue.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:04 pm





A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed gradually giving gophers gooey guts.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:04 pm





A gentle judge judges justly.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:04 pm





A haddock! A haddock! A black-spotted haddock!
A black spot On the black back Of a black-spotted haddock!



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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:05 pm





A knapsack strap.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:07 pm





A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street.
"Are you copper-bottoming them, my man?"
"No, I'm aluminiuming 'em, Mum."

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:08 pm





A laurel-crowned clown.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:08 pm





A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:09 pm





A lump of red leather, a red leather lump.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:09 pm





A lusty lady loved a lawyer and longed to lure him from his laboratory.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:09 pm





A missing mixture measure.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:10 pm





A mother to her son did utter, "Go, my son, and shut the shutter."
"The shutter's shut," the son did utter.
"I cannot shut it any shutter!"

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:11 pm





A nurse anesthetist unearthed a nest.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:11 pm





A pack of pesky pixies.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:12 pm





A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:13 pm





Knife and a fork bottle and a cork that is the way you spell New York.
Chicken in the car and the car can go, that is the way you spell Chicago.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:20 pm





A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place where a plaice is pleased to be placed.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:20 pm





A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:21 pm





A purely rural duel truly plural is better than a purely plural duel truly rural.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:21 pm





A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode
through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into
a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:22 pm





A skunk sat on a stump. The skunk thunk the stump stunk,
And the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:22 pm





A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:22 pm





A smart fella, a fella smart. It takes a smart fella to say a fella smart.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:23 pm





A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:24 pm





A tree toad loved a she-toad who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad But a three-toed toad was she.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:25 pm





The two-toed tree toad tried to win the three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain. He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower With her three-toed power The she-toad vetoed him.



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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:25 pm

what a tongue.. ahihihi..
bumisita lang asteeg.,,,
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:27 pm





A truly rural frugal ruler's mural.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:27 pm





A turbot's not a burbot, for a turbot's a butt, but a burbot's not.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   2nd October 2007, 8:29 pm





A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor "Is it tougher to toot Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

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