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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   8th October 2007, 10:06 pm





How much ground would a groundhog hog,
if a groundhog could hog ground?
A groundhog would hog all the
ground he could hog,
if a groundhog could hog ground.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   8th October 2007, 10:07 pm







How much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle
if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle?
A wood turtle would hurdle
as much
myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle
if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   8th October 2007, 10:07 pm




How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   8th October 2007, 10:08 pm




How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   8th October 2007, 10:08 pm




How much web would a web browser browse,
if a web browser could browse web?

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   10th October 2007, 9:08 pm




How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as
much as he could,
And chuck as much as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   10th October 2007, 9:09 pm




How much Zen would a Zen master master
if Zen master could master all the Zen?
A Zen master would master
all the Zen he could master
if a Zen master should master all the Zen.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   10th October 2007, 9:10 pm




I am a mother pheasant plucker, I pluck mother pheasants.
I am the best mother pheasant plucker,
that ever
plucked a mother pheasant!


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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   10th October 2007, 9:10 pm




I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son
but I'll be plucking pheasants When the pheasant
plucker's gone.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   10th October 2007, 9:16 pm




I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits.
I brought a big basket of biscuits
back to the
bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits.
Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the
basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits
with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket
and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer
and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed
biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery
and opened a tin of sardines.

I bought a box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits,
and a biscuit mixer.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   10th October 2007, 9:17 pm




I can think of six thin things and of six thick things too.
I cannot bear to see a bear Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry,
"Forbear!"
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   10th October 2007, 9:18 pm




I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor's reckoning.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   10th October 2007, 9:18 pm




I eat eel while you peel eel.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   10th October 2007, 9:18 pm




I know a boy named Tate who dined with his girl at eight eight.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   10th October 2007, 9:19 pm




I'm unable to state what Tate ate at eight eight or what
Tate's tête à tête ate at eight eight.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   10th October 2007, 9:19 pm




I miss my Swiss Miss. My Swiss Miss misses me.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   10th October 2007, 9:20 pm




I need not your needles, they're needless to me;
For kneading of noodles, 'twere needless, you see;
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   10th October 2007, 9:21 pm




But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,
I then should have need of your needles indeed.


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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   10th October 2007, 9:21 pm




Flee from fog to fight flu fast!
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   11th October 2007, 8:46 pm




Flies fly but a fly flies.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   11th October 2007, 8:46 pm




Four free-flow pipes flow freely.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   11th October 2007, 8:48 pm




Four furious friends fought for the phone.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   11th October 2007, 8:48 pm




Fran feeds fish fresh fish food.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   11th October 2007, 8:49 pm




Frank's peers pranks feared.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   11th October 2007, 8:50 pm




Freckle-faced Freddie fidgets.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   11th October 2007, 8:50 pm




Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   11th October 2007, 8:51 pm




Fred Threlfall's thirty-five fine threads are finer threads
than Fred Threlfall's thirty-five thick threads.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   11th October 2007, 8:51 pm




Fresh French fried fly fritters Fresh fried fish,
Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh I tried.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   11th October 2007, 8:52 pm




Freshly fried flying fish, freshly fried flesh.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   11th October 2007, 8:53 pm




Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   11th October 2007, 8:54 pm




Frogfeet, flippers, swimfins.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   11th October 2007, 8:54 pm




Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 5:53 am




Gail's maid mailed jade.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 5:54 am




Gale's great glass globe glows green.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 5:54 am




Gertie's great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie's grammar.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 5:55 am




Gig whip, gig whip, gig whip
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 5:55 am




Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 5:55 am




Give me the gift of a griptop sock:
a drip-drape, ship-shape, tip-top sock.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 6:05 am




Give Mr. Snipe's wife's knife a swipe.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 6:06 am




Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 6:06 am




Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 6:10 am




Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 6:11 am




Great glass globes gleam green.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 6:11 am




Great gray gaping grape grates.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 6:16 am




Great gray goats Greek grapes.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 6:19 am




Green glass globes glow greenly.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 6:19 am




Gus goes by Blue Goose bus.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 6:19 am




Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 6:20 am




Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 6:20 am





He threw three free throws.
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