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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 7:55 am




Love's a feeling you feel when you feel you're going
to feel the feeling you've never felt before.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 7:55 am




Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luke's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck
likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 7:56 am




Luther's sleuthing's useless truth.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:06 am




Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:07 am




Mares eat oats and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:07 am




A Kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't you?
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:07 am




Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:08 am




Meet Sir Cecil Thistlethwaite, the celebrated theological statistician.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:09 am





Meter maid Mary married manly Matthew Marcus Mayo,
a moody male mailman moving mostly metered mail.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:10 am





Miss Smith lisps as she talks and lists as she walks.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:10 am




Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:13 am




Mister, whither sister's zither?
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:14 am




Mix, Miss, Mix!
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:14 am




Mixed biscuits.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:15 am




Mommy made me eat my M&Ms.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:15 am




Moose noshing much mush.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:15 am




Moses supposes his toeses are roses.
But Moses supposes erroneously.
For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't
roses.
As Moses supposes his toeses to be.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:19 am




Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not
have sawed Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just
because
See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:20 am




Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn,
and twit an twat, to learn the letter ""T"".

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:20 am





Mrs Hunt had a country cut front in the front of her country cut pettycoat.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:21 am




Much mashed mushrooms.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:21 am




Mummies make money.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:21 am




My dame hath a lame tame crane, My dame hath a crane that is lame.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:22 am




My mommy makes me muffins on Mondays.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:22 am




My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I
always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:24 am




Nat the bat swat at Matt the gnat.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:25 am




National Sheepshire Sheep Association
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:26 am




Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:26 am




Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot
shot Nott, Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, then Shott was shot, not Nott.
However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott -- but Nott.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:27 am




Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:28 am




Nick knits Nixon's knickers.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:28 am




Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:29 am




Nine nimble noblemen nibbled nuts
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:29 am




No need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:29 am




No nose knows like a gnome's nose knows.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:30 am




No shark shares swordfish steak.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:30 am




No shipshape ships shop stocks shop-soiled shirts.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:31 am




Norse myths.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:38 am




Octopus ocular optics and A cat snaps a rat's paxwax.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:39 am




Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt Which felt as fine as that felt felt,
When first I felt that felt
hat's felt.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:39 am




Oh, the sadness of her sadness when she's sad.
Oh, the gladness of her gladness when she's glad.
But the
sadness of her sadness, and the gladness of her gladness,
Are nothing like her madness when she's mad!

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:40 am




Old Mr. Hunt had a cuddy punt Not a cuddy punt but a hunt punt cuddy.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:41 am




Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:41 am




On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:41 am




On mules we find two legs behind and two we find before.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:42 am




We stand behind before we find what those behind be for.
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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:43 am




On two thousand acres, too tangled for tilling,
Where thousands of thorn trees grew thrifty and thrilling,
Theophilus Twistle, less thrifty than some,
Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb!

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:44 am




Once upon a barren moor There dwelt a bear,
also a boar, The bear could not bear the boar,
The bear thought
the boar was a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more That boar
that bored him on them moor.
And so
one morn he bored the boar-
That boar will bore no more!

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:44 am




One black beetle bled only black blood,
the other black beetle bled blue.

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PostSubject: Re: Twist That Tongue!   12th October 2007, 8:45 am




One smart fellow, he felt smart Two smart fellows,
they felt smart Three smart fellows,
they all felt smart
One was a racehorse,
Two was one too. One won a race, Two won one too.

One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race. Two-two won one too.

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