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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   21st May 2008, 10:36 am

WALANG PAKELAMANAN NAN JOKE.
NKiKiBASA LANG E.
AHAHAHAHAHA !

HND NAMAN GNUWA TO PRA SA iSANG TAO LANG..

WAHAHAHA ! ((:


back JOKE PAH ! WAHEHE !
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   21st May 2008, 10:55 am

eot for sure matatawa kau...




haha..ok ba..hehe..jowk peace kuya deo...
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   21st May 2008, 1:54 pm

funny2 funny2 funny2
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   24th May 2008, 8:33 pm







bakit ganoon ang labi ni kabisyo, may stroke ba sya?
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   24th May 2008, 9:27 pm

wag kang ganyan...adodjski....
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   25th May 2008, 11:16 am

oo nga naman, kabisyo
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   25th May 2008, 7:20 pm

obvious na obvious na obvious ..

lht ng tao meh kapintasan . obvious ulet !
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   26th May 2008, 11:33 am

Wag kang papatay. Yan ang utos ng Diyos...


PERO PESTE, PWEDE!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   26th May 2008, 10:54 pm

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bakit ganoon ang labi ni kabisyo, may stroke ba sya?


laugh2laugh2 laugh2

kua deo!!ohh!!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   5th June 2008, 8:33 am

GOOD MORNING
aion lang..
o xa back
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   5th June 2008, 10:57 am

hala! ngkalat ang pic ni kuya deo!

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   5th June 2008, 11:33 am


joke joke joke...

time time time...
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   5th June 2008, 11:48 am

sino ang anak ng nanay at tatay mo na hinde mo kapatid?
SARILI MO...
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   17th June 2008, 2:53 pm

5 uri ng pagtawa sa text o forum:

1. haha- masayahin

2. hehe- malibog

3. hihi- malandi

4. hoho- makulit

5. huhu- iyakin

kaya ikaw mag-ingat ka sa pagtawa...
hehe ay haha pala...
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   17th June 2008, 2:55 pm

ganun???? haha...hehe...hihi...hoho...huhu......
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   17th June 2008, 2:59 pm

nyahahaha... ayos un sweet...

back

sabi nila ang pinakamalibog daw na hayop ay kabayo...

pero maraming tao ang nagsasabing cow daw!

cow nga ba? hehehe

siguro cow nga...

palagay mo? di ba cow nga? Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   17th June 2008, 3:03 pm

bastos k tlga kuya deo...wahahaha...
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   17th June 2008, 3:09 pm

ganoon ba icy? off-topic ka... nyahahaha

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amo: inday gamitin mo itong chalk pamatay ng ipis isulat mo sa pader ha.

inday: opo ati!

sumunod na araw nagulat ang amo... nakasulat sa pader :

"epes mamatay kayong lahat! syet! pakyo!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   17th June 2008, 3:39 pm

HAHAHA... IN FAIRNESS.. NATAWA KO KUYA DEO.... PAKYO!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   17th June 2008, 4:21 pm

pare1: wow! pare ang ganda ng polo shirt mong lacoste ah.

pare2: nagustuhan mo ba pare?

pare1: oo pare. ang ganda pa ng kulay. kulay yellow rin ang gusto kong kulay pare.

pare2: ganoon ba pare? bigay ni misis.

pare1: aba! may kiss mark pa sa kuwelyo sa likod.

pare2: ganoon ba pare? ang sweet talaga ni misis nilagyan pa niya ng kiss mark.

pare1: anong meron pare?

pare2: wala naman pare. nakita ko lang ito sa ilalim ng unan ko kagabi pagdating ko ng bahay. medyo amoy pawis pa nga eh tapos may kasama pang brief. at sa ilalim ng kama may sapatos pa nga at may medyas pang nakasiksik sa loob ng sapatos. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   17th June 2008, 4:38 pm

HAHAHA
un lang
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   17th June 2008, 4:55 pm

DUH!!! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes HAHA...
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   17th June 2008, 6:34 pm

HAHA.......
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   18th June 2008, 7:11 am

wag kang magnanakaw..

ng halik
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   18th June 2008, 5:34 pm

gf : huhuhuhu.. bakit natin to ginawa? di na ko virgin at dalawang beses pa natin ginawa!

bf : ano?! isang beses lang, ha!

gf : bakit di na ba natin uulitin mamaya?

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   18th June 2008, 5:39 pm





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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   18th June 2008, 5:47 pm

wahaha..un un eh..dun ako ntawa sa post ni kuya adodjski..haha...
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   18th June 2008, 6:51 pm

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HAHAHA... AYOS KA TALAGA KUYA ADODJSKI!!! ANG TARAY HA.... KUYA DEO MAG INGAT KA SA MGA PINAG GAGAWA MO KUNG AYAW MONG MASAKTAN.. NYAHAHA......
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   19th June 2008, 11:38 am

nag-uusap ang magkumpare...

pare1 : ito joke ko... alam mo si icy nakita ko nadapa at sakto pa sa ebak ng aso... nyahahaha...

pare2 : hmmm... y...

pare1 : di ka natawa pare at corny ba? ito pa isa... si sweet nakita ko na naglalakad, habang naglalakad panay ang tingin sa isang GUWAPONG lalake ayon nauntog sa poste at nagkabukol... nyahaha... at di lang un napatawa din ung lalake na tinitingnan niya... nyahahaha

pare2 : hmmm... y...

pare1 : di ka pa rin natawa pare at corny ba? ito pa ang isa pare... si adodjski nakita ko nagkukwento ng biglang lumubo ang SIPON niya... parang ganito o... hahaha...

pare2 : bwahahaha... ang pangit mo...

pare1 : nyahahaha...kaya pala ayaw mong tumawa at nagkakahandahaba ang nguso kasi dalawa lang ang ngipin mo... isa sa taas at ibaba... nyahahaha...


pasensiya na kung y...

mababaw lang kasi ako... har! har! har!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   19th June 2008, 11:42 am

waaaaahhhhh.......ayoko naaaahhhhh....utang na loob patahimikin na si kuya deo............waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh...........stop me...... cry2 cry2 cry2
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   19th June 2008, 11:45 am

deo wrote:
nag-uusap ang magkumpare...

pare1 : ito joke ko... alam mo si icy nakita ko nadapa at sakto pa sa ebak ng aso... nyahahaha...

pare2 : hmmm... y...

pare1 : di ka natawa pare at corny ba? ito pa isa... si sweet nakita ko na naglalakad, habang naglalakad panay ang tingin sa isang GUWAPONG lalake ayon nauntog sa poste at nagkabukol... nyahaha... at di lang un napatawa din ung lalake na tinitingnan niya... nyahahaha

pare2 : hmmm... y...

pare1 : di ka pa rin natawa pare at corny ba? ito pa ang isa pare... si adodjski nakita ko nagkukwento ng biglang lumubo ang SIPON niya... parang ganito o... hahaha...

pare2 : bwahahaha... ang pangit mo...

pare1 : nyahahaha...kaya pala ayaw mong tumawa at nagkakahandahaba ang nguso kasi dalawa lang ang ngipin mo... isa sa taas at ibaba... nyahahaha...


pasensiya na kung y...

mababaw lang kasi ako... har! har! har!


HAHAHA...clap clap clap WALA NA BA KUYA?? HAHAHA.. HAHAHA... HAHAHA... D NA ME MAKATAYO GRABE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEW!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   19th June 2008, 11:50 am

bkt kya di mg apply si kuya deo sa clowns or any comedy bar...waaaaaahhhhhh......utang na loob..haha...
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   19th June 2008, 12:15 pm

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bkt kya di mg apply si kuya deo sa clowns or any comedy bar...waaaaaahhhhhh......utang na loob..haha...

SIGURO KC.... BAWAL ANG KORNY DUN.. WAHAHA...
KELANGAN PA BANG IMEMORIZE YAN?? BISYO NA TO!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   19th June 2008, 12:22 pm

deo wrote:
kuwento ng magkapatid...

BATA1 : bakit suot mo yang damit ni mama?

BATA2 : gusto ko eh.

BATA1 : bakit naglilipstick ka?

BATA2 : gusto kong malaman kung bagay sa akin.

BATA1 : bakit nagsusuot ka ng bra?

BATA2 : para mas maganda.

BATA1 : lagot ka kuya pati yang high hills ni mama ginagamit mo sabi niya wag na wag daw pakikialaman iyan kasi mahal.

lol!


sobra ka nman sweet....nkktawa nman tong joke nya ah...wahaha..tingnan mo...haha...or kung ako sa knya..tau nlng sya...pra nkkatawa..db nga sa knya ngcmula ang center of attraction..nakanang...waahaha..
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   19th June 2008, 5:51 pm

nyek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   21st June 2008, 10:26 am

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   21st June 2008, 2:40 pm

cgue!!
pagtulungan nio c kua deo....
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   22nd June 2008, 7:49 am

ehehe..
pag pinagtutulungan si kuya deo
funny talaga noh..
wehehe

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   24th June 2008, 8:16 am

thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife


covet thy neighbor's husband.....
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   27th June 2008, 3:39 pm

adodjski wrote:
thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife


covet thy neighbor's husband.....


well nosebleed na jowk toh ah...haha...este dpat sossy...har har har...wahahaha...
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   1st July 2008, 5:14 pm

isang araw pumunta si Kadyo sa ospital para magpa injection ng biglang.....

KADYO : NYAAAAAA!!!
NURSE (nagturok ng injection): Manong, tanda nyo na iniiyakan mo pa yung injection..
KADYO : Hinde naman yung injection ang iniiyakan ko eh
NURSE : Eh ano, Manong?
KADYO: INAPAKAN MO KASI YUNG KALYO KOOOO!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   1st July 2008, 5:20 pm

haha.. un un eh.. naapakan pa ung kalyo nia?? haha.. gravacious cguro sa lake at kakapalan un noh?? haha..
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   14th July 2008, 11:38 am

IT IS OFFENSIVE AND A BAD GESTURE TO GIVE A PERSON A FINGER...


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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   15th July 2008, 6:06 am

Anong Bansa ang Gutom? HUNGARY

Anong Bansa ang di na sikat? LAOS

Anong Bansa ang tahimik? KUWAIT

Anong Bansa ang Mahilig mag pa halik? PAKISTAN

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   15th July 2008, 7:59 pm

ang joke joke.ang joke joke. haha. Very Happy

LOLO : nung araw sa mall, pag may 50 pesos ako, may uwi
na akong polo, maong, tshirt, brief, panyo, madyas at sinturon.

APO : e ngayon po ?

LOLO : mahirap na apo, may surveillance camera na e. Razz



pbrrtt. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th August 2008, 4:18 pm

Letter of Erap to son JV


Dear JV:

Kamusta na sa Amerika, anak? Mabagal ko'ng isinulat ang liham na ito
dahil alam kong mabagal ka ring magbasa. Anak, gusto ko lamang
iparating na hindi na kami sa Malacanang nakatira ngayon. Nabasa kasi
ng mommy mo (si Loi), na kadalasan na ang mga aksidente ay nangyayari
sa bahay kaya't napagpasiyahan ko na lumipat na ng tirahan. Pero
huwag kang mag-alala. Dinala ko naman ang karatula ng ating lumang
address kaya maari mo pa rin akong sulatan sa dati nating address.
Mahirap na kasi ang pabago-bago. Alam mo naman na napakarami ko ng
kinakabisado.

Maganda naman ang tirahan namin ngayon. Mayroon pa ngang built-in na
washing machine. subali't ng labhan ko yung damit ko, hindi na bumalik.
kaya't huwag kang bibili ng Saniware washing machine, anak. malakas pa
naman sana ang ikot ... Maganda rin ang lagay ng panahon dito. dalawang
beses lamang umulan last week. Yung una, mula lunes hanggang miyerkules,
yung pangalawa, mula huwebes hanggang linggo.


Tungkol nga pala sa coat na gusto mong ipadala namin... masyado raw
mabigat sabi ni Orly kung isasama yung mga butones. kaya pasensiya ka
na kung tinanggal namin bago namin ipadala. Nilagay naman namin sa
bulsa para hindi mawala.


Ay naku! Alam mo bang basang-basa kami nung martes(nung unang umulan
last week)? Naiwan kasi nitong si Senator Tito yung susi ng BMW niya
sa loob.E nakabukas pa naman ang sunroof ! Basang-basa tuloy ang
interior! mabuti na lamang at gumanap na carnapper itong si Jinggoy
nung araw kaya nabuksan niya ang kotse mula sa labas. Ang kaso mo, ng
pumasok kami ni Jinggoy,naiwan si senator tito sa labas at hindi na
naman niya mabuksan ang kotse! WALA na NAMAN sa kanya ang susi. &^&@%*
mga artistang politiko talaga yan! Hindi gumagamit ng IQ... muntik na
kaming malunod nuon ah!


Naalala ko tuloy yung pinsan kong nahulog sa tangke ng whiskey! Marami
sana ang gustong sumagip pero pinilit pa ring niyang uminom at libre!
Ayun,nalunod at pina-cremate ---- anim na araw rin ang binilang bago
natapos ang apoy... kaya pag namatay ako, hindi ako paki-cremate...
masakit.


Siyanga pala, nanganak na si jackie kahapon.. Hindi ko pa alam kung
lalaki o babae kaya hindi ko masabi kong ikaw ay isa ng Uncle o Auntie.
Naku! napakalikot na bata... eager beaver ika nga! Anak, hanggang dito
na lamang muna ang aking liham... Marami pang pagbabago ang kailangan
gawin sa Pilipinas. Ayun sa survey, 95% pa lang ng mga Filipino ang
naging madasalin mula ng ako'y naging presidente! Kailangan 120%!!!
Siyempre kailangan kasama ang mga OCW sa abroad, no?

Love,
PAPA ERAP


P.S. Papadalahan sana kita ng pera pero nakasarado na ang sobre...

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th August 2008, 4:20 pm

Sir, ano po ba ang pinagawa nyong sticker na
"LATANG PINOY"?
Ah,yan ba? Tinagalog ko lang yung dating
slogan na "THE FILIPINO CAN".
Di ba mas maganda ngayon?
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th August 2008, 4:21 pm

Q: Kung si Rizal at si Ninoy nasa piso, saan si Erap?
A: Sa tokens sa casino.
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