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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th February 2009, 4:33 pm

Mga anak (triplets na lalake): Itay! bili mo kami tig-iisang baril!
Itay:
WOW naman! Paglaki nyo, palagay ko sundalo kayo.

pagkabigay ng baril...

Mga anak:
get ready girls! GOOD MORNING CHARLIE!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th February 2009, 4:34 pm

MUAH! MUAH! Muahhhhh!

-sabi ng kondoktor ng bus papuntang mall of Asia

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th February 2009, 4:35 pm

MAG-ASAWA
NAGAAWAY:

Babae:****** * ka!!!
Lalake:***** ** ka rin!!!
Babae:****** ***!!!
Lalake:***** **** ka rin!!!
Babae: SUPOT!!!!
Lalake:Sori na....
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th February 2009, 4:35 pm

=MAG-ASAWA HAVING SEX=

HUSBAND: Honey mag-"dirty talk" ka naman para ganahan ako.

WIFE: Aaah, $hiiiit! Basuraaa.... Kanaaaal...Taeee! ...Oooh, Patay na dagaaaah
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th February 2009, 4:35 pm

Titser: Pedro late again!
Pedro: Late po kasi relo ko!
Titser: Problema ba yun? E di iadvance mo.
Pedro: Opo
Titser: O san ka pupunta?
Pedro: ma'm uwian na!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th February 2009, 4:52 pm

Couple talking:
wife : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
husband : hello!? electrician ba ako?
wife : eh di paki gawa na lang ang hagdan natin.
husband : hello!? karpintero ba ako?
umalis si husband, pagbalik gawa ng lahat ang sira sa
bahay. tinanong niya ang wife kung sino ang gumawa ng trabaho.
wife : kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko ang daming sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake him a cake.
husband : so pinag-bake mo siya ng cake?
wife : hello?! baker ba ako?!

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th February 2009, 4:52 pm

ANG MARRIED LIFE....
May isang intsik na sa sobrang hilig sa karaoke ay
inabot ng 5 am.
Dahil sa takot mabugbog ni misis, nag-text ng:
"HUWAG KA BAYAD RANSOM. NAKATAKAS AKO. UWI NA KO!"


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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th February 2009, 4:53 pm

Sa harap ng nursery window;
Friend: Pare, pag laki ng anak mo, I am sure magaling mag-drive
Dad: Bakit, pare, malaki ba ang kamay?
Friend: Hindi. Kasi kamukha siya ng driver ninyo!

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th February 2009, 4:53 pm

Husband came home from church, suddenly lifted his wife
and carried her.
Wife: Why? Did the Pastor tell you to be romantic like this?
Husband: No! He told me to carry my cross!

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th February 2009, 4:54 pm

Friend: "Wow, pare, ganda ng sapatos mo, ah!"
Husband: "Oo. Surprise gift ng kumare mo!"
Friend: "Surprise? Anong occasion?"
Husband: "Wala. Nakita ko na lang sa ilalim ng kama namin kagabi!"


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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th February 2009, 4:56 pm

WIFE: Himala! aga mong umuwi ngayon.
HUSBAND: Sinunod ko lang ang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya "GO TO HELL", kaya eto - uwi agad ako..
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th February 2009, 4:58 pm

Population policies of countries:
China Stop at 1 child.
Singapore : Stop at 2 children
Phil: STOP AT 4 A.M.!

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th February 2009, 4:58 pm

RUSSIAN: we're 1st in space
USA : we're 1st in the moon
ERAP: we'll be the 1st in the sun
USA: you can't go there, you'll burn
ERAP: we're not stupid, we'll go there at NIGHT!

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th February 2009, 7:02 pm

hehehe..luma na yan icy eh
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   11th February 2009, 1:26 pm

ahaha..luma na ba?!keribells lang pampadagdag ng post..ahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   11th February 2009, 1:32 pm

hahahaha....
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   11th February 2009, 1:38 pm

Boyfriend VS. Suitor


Suitor: i love her more than anything and anyone in this world, i love her more than my life. i'll give everything for her, i will never make her cry. i love her so much that i;ll die for her. i'll love her forever.




Boyfriend: i love her




Suitor: what? thats all?!




Boyfriend: and......





...........she loves me.



ahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   11th February 2009, 1:54 pm

hehehehe...
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   23rd February 2009, 2:54 pm

Disadvantage of being KALBO

bawal ang kanin dahil may "KALBOHYDRATES"

Bawal ang Coke, Pepsi, RC Cola at lahat ng Cola... dahil KALBO-NATED

Bawal ang bananacue o kamote cue.... dahil may PANOT CHA

Kung papasok sa politika, wag ang Provincial Board Member. bakit? dahil ang title mo pag nanalo ka, BOKAL.....

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   24th February 2009, 9:44 am

bounce
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   24th February 2009, 10:17 am

Teacher talking to student;


Teacher: What do u think is the biggest problem facing the youth now??

Student: Drugs po

Teacher: (Impressed) Bakit mo nasabi yan?

Student: Mahal kasi e..badtrip!!!



hahaha Laughing laugh2..tawa na ko bka wlang matawa e..heheh laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   24th February 2009, 4:55 pm

above cge susuportahan kta dhl bagong balik ka...haha..
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   26th February 2009, 11:22 am

salamat sa support..hehehe
dahil jan..eto pa isa


"Ang mga taong di photogenic at di magawang maging maganda o gwapo sa picture..laging suggestion.....WACKY..DALI WACKY TAYO..hahaha"

hahaha..
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   26th February 2009, 11:25 am

eto pa isa....

Girl nangungulangot sa jeep;

Lola: Ineng anong kinukuha mo?

Girl: Ah nursing po.

Lola: Ah..akala ko kulangot e.

hehehe laugh2 girllaugh
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   26th February 2009, 1:03 pm

waaahhhh...pwede tama na andi..hahaa..jowk..
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   26th February 2009, 1:44 pm

cge na nga tama n..


pahirit na lng last na...


A guy gave 3 roses to her girlfriend..
nagblush si girl.
d girl said: Oh boy, ur so romantic.why do u gave u 3 roses??
d boy said: d kasi pwedeng bumili ng isa lang..
tatlo-sampu tlaga..


hahahaha clap laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   27th February 2009, 9:43 am

ahaha...

cge mghahanap dn ako ulet..

waitahminute
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   27th February 2009, 11:08 am

tatay: nak, ibili natin ng tuyo ang 5 piso mo

anak: huh? ayoko! ibibili ko ito ng yoyo

tatay:bakit ha, ang yoyo pwedeng kainin?

anak:bakit din, ang tuyo pwedeng umikot?

Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   27th February 2009, 6:35 pm

anak: nay, hihingi sana ako ng P500.

nanay: ano? P400!!? ang laki naman ng P300!!. anong gagawin mo sa P200?!! akala mo madali lang makakita ng P100?!! Oh eto P50..


hehehe.. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   2nd March 2009, 10:38 am

ahaha...


mkktawa nlng muna aketch
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   4th March 2009, 1:45 pm

HOLDAPER: Akina ang pera mo!

LALAKI: Hindi mo ba ako nakikilala?
Congressman ako!!

HOLDAPER: O sige. akina ang pera namin!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   4th March 2009, 1:48 pm

LOLO: Hay buhay. Noong araw sa SM pay may P20 ako, pag
uwi ko meron
akong polo,maong, brip, tshirt, panyo,
medyas, may sinturon pa.

APO: Eh ngayon po
lolo?

LOLO: Mahirap na apo, may surveillance camera na SM!
(haay, very depressing)
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   4th March 2009, 3:56 pm



Y....
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   5th March 2009, 9:16 am

if Rustom Padilla is now Bebe Gandanghari...




Piolo will be Pualine GandangPapa!





and






Sam Milby is Samantha GandangDyosa!


Bongga!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   5th March 2009, 9:32 am

abbec wrote:
Disadvantage of being KALBO

bawal ang kanin dahil may "KALBOHYDRATES"

Bawal ang Coke, Pepsi, RC Cola at lahat ng Cola... dahil KALBO-NATED

Bawal ang bananacue o kamote cue.... dahil may PANOT CHA

Kung papasok sa politika, wag ang Provincial Board Member. bakit? dahil ang title mo pag nanalo ka, BOKAL.....




hmmmp...mas corny kya 'to kuya
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   5th March 2009, 11:47 am

ahaha.....uonga nmn..haha...
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   6th March 2009, 10:39 am


Yeah Left!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   9th March 2009, 9:55 am

bleh2
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   9th March 2009, 1:43 pm

hidden soldiers


sagot ni pacaman sa tanong na ano ang number 1 world's anti dandruff shampoo
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th March 2009, 12:58 pm

ahaha...txt yn ni kuya deo ah...
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th March 2009, 2:12 pm

may nagtext sa akin nyan.hahahah

san na nga pala si kuya deo?
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th March 2009, 3:51 pm

bka ng hiking nnman...ahaha....un ang malaking joke..haha..peace kuya deo kung asang bundok ka man..haha
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th March 2009, 3:58 pm

bka nirayuma.hahahaha take flanax kuya hahahaha

peace tyo
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th March 2009, 4:14 pm

ahaha..kuya deo...post mo dito mga jowk mo db marami ka..haha
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th March 2009, 4:32 pm

pasaway kayong dalawa ha twilight at mommy....
boom2
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th March 2009, 5:19 pm

hehehehehe.wala ka kasi kuya eh..peace tyo
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th March 2009, 7:51 pm

andi wrote:
ERAP Joke:

Erap writing to a request letter to order 2 geese.

Erap: I would like to order 2 gooses..(mali yata?)

I would like to order 2 geeses..(prang mli dn/?)

Eto n lng. Dear sir, I would like to order 1 goose.
Thank you very much.


P.S.:Pls add 1 goose..

hehehehe

may joke ka pala noong 2007....
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   10th March 2009, 7:56 pm

One day, Mr. Sanchez went to the agency he apply
for a job because the Agency's Personnel Officer wants to verify his
Personal Data Sheets he fill up.

P.O. : Ah. Mr. Sanchez come in....sit down, i want to ask you something about your PDS you fill up..

Sanchez: OK..

P.O.: i just review your PDS, and i am puzzled about the section SEX. you check F insted of M.

Sanchez: what are those letters stand for?

P.O. : well F means Female and M means Male

Sanchez: OH i see.

P.O. : Im curious, what is F stand to you.

Sanchez: FUNCTIONING

P.O. : then what is M stand to you?

Sanchez: MALFUNCTIONING

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   19th March 2009, 10:43 am

HAY BUHAY

PARANG LIFE
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   19th March 2009, 11:06 am

hahaha..hinalukay mu pa talaga kuya abbec ah..
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