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tsetze
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PostSubject: What a girl really wants is.......   5th March 2008, 3:01 pm

Take Charge



Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthurís youthful happiness. So he offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer, if, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be killed. The question was: What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and, to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. Well, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarchís proposition to have an answer by yearís end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody from the princess, the prostitutes, the priest, and the wise men to the court jester. In all, he spoke with everyone but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. What most people did tell him was to consult the old witch, as only she would know the answer. The price would be high, since the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no alternative but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer his question, but heíd have to accept her price first. The old witch wanted to marry Gawain, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthurís closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified: She was hunchbacked and awfully hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage water, often made obscene noisesÖ he had never run across such a repugnant creature. He refused to force his friend to marry her and have to endure such burden.

Gawain, upon learning of the proposal, spoke to Arthur. He told him that nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthurís life and the preservation of the Round table. Hence, their wedding was proclaimed, and the witch answered Arthurís question: What a woman really wants is to be able to be in charge of her own life. Everyone instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthurís life would be spared. And so it went. The neighboring monarch spared Arthurís life and granted him total freedom.

What a wedding Gawain and the witch had! Arthur was torn between relief and anguish. Gawain was proper as always, gentle and courteous. The old witch put her worst manners on display. She ate with her hands, belched and farted, and made everyone uncomfortable.

The wedding night approached: Gawain, steeling himself for a horrific night, entered the bedroom. What a sight awaited! The most beautiful woman heíd ever seen lay before him! Gawain was astounded and asked what had happened.

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her (when sheíd been a witch), half the time she would be her horrible, deformed self, and the other half, she would be her beautiful maiden herself. Which would he want her to be during the day and which during the night? What a cruel question? Gawain began to think of his predicament: During the day a beautiful woman to show off to his friend, but at night, in privacy of his home, an old spooky witch? Or would he prefer having by day a hideous witch, but by night a beautiful woman to enjoy many intimate moments?

Noble Gawain replied that he would let her choose for herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her and had let her be in charge of her own life.
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tsetze
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PostSubject: Re: What a girl really wants is.......   5th March 2008, 3:16 pm

girls really want to take control of her own life...... so guys don't be so demanding as if you are the center of the universe to your girlfriends, give them respect and try to understand their shortcomings.....


a message from the heart.....


tsetze po para sa senado.........
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PostSubject: Re: What a girl really wants is.......   5th March 2008, 4:07 pm

@ATE tsetze---- CORRECTEDBY PO.... iboboto kita, hehehe...

kya lng minsan yung mga girls din ang ganun... mahigpit sa boys... twak
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PostSubject: Re: What a girl really wants is.......   6th March 2008, 7:12 pm

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PostSubject: Re: What a girl really wants is.......   8th March 2008, 9:17 pm




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