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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue!  2nd October 2007, 7:41 pm | |
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"Sheath thy sword," the surly sheriff said,
"or surely shall a churlish serf soon shatter thee.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 7:48 pm | |
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"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 7:48 pm | |
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"Someone should show Sylvia
some strokes so she shall not sink."
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 7:49 pm | |
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"Under the mother otter," muttered the other otter.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 7:50 pm | |
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A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 7:51 pm | |
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A big bug bit a bold bald bear and the bold bald bear bled blood badly.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 7:52 pm | |
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A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern,
and the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 7:54 pm | |
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“What ails Alex?” asks Alice.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 7:55 pm | |
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A bloke's bike back brake block broke.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 7:56 pm | |
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A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 7:57 pm | |
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A canner can can anything that he can, But a canner can't can a can, can he?
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 7:58 pm | |
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A certain young fellow named Beebee wished to marry a lady named Phoebe.
"But," he said. "I must see what the minister's fee be
before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee."
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 7:59 pm | |
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A cheap ship trip.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:00 pm | |
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A cricket critic A black bug's blood Irish wristwatch Legend tripping Liril.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:00 pm | |
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A cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:00 pm | |
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A cupcake cook in a cupcake cook's cap cooks cupcakes.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:01 pm | |
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A dozen double damask dinner napkins.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:01 pm | |
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A fat thrush flies through thick fog.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:02 pm | |
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A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:03 pm | |
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A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea said the fly.
'shall we flee' so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:04 pm | |
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A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:04 pm | |
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A gentle judge judges justly.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:04 pm | |
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A haddock! A haddock! A black-spotted haddock!
A black spot On the black back Of a black-spotted haddock!
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:05 pm | |
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A knapsack strap.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:07 pm | |
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A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street.
"Are you copper-bottoming them, my man?"
"No, I'm aluminiuming 'em, Mum."
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:08 pm | |
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A laurel-crowned clown.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:08 pm | |
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A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:09 pm | |
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A lump of red leather, a red leather lump.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:09 pm | |
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A lusty lady loved a lawyer and longed to lure him from his laboratory.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:09 pm | |
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A missing mixture measure.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:10 pm | |
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A mother to her son did utter, "Go, my son, and shut the shutter."
"The shutter's shut," the son did utter.
"I cannot shut it any shutter!"
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:11 pm | |
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A nurse anesthetist unearthed a nest.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:11 pm | |
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A pack of pesky pixies.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:12 pm | |
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A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:13 pm | |
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Knife and a fork bottle and a cork that is the way you spell New York.
Chicken in the car and the car can go, that is the way you spell Chicago.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:20 pm | |
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A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place where a plaice is pleased to be placed.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:20 pm | |
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A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:21 pm | |
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A purely rural duel truly plural is better than a purely plural duel truly rural.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:21 pm | |
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A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode
through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into
a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:22 pm | |
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A skunk sat on a stump. The skunk thunk the stump stunk,
And the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:22 pm | |
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A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:22 pm | |
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A smart fella, a fella smart. It takes a smart fella to say a fella smart.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:23 pm | |
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A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:24 pm | |
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A tree toad loved a she-toad who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad But a three-toed toad was she.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:25 pm | |
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The two-toed tree toad tried to win the three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain. He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower With her three-toed power The she-toad vetoed him.
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myhappiness22
Alagad ng Tambalan
Number of posts : 188
Age : 39
Location : antipolo
Club : d'chaos
Hobbies : eating.. playing badminton
Registration date : 2007-08-14
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:25 pm | |
| what a tongue.. ahihihi.. bumisita lang asteeg.,,, | |
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:27 pm | |
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A truly rural frugal ruler's mural.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:27 pm | |
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A turbot's not a burbot, for a turbot's a butt, but a burbot's not.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:29 pm | |
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A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor "Is it tougher to toot Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
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