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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue!  2nd October 2007, 8:30 pm | |
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A twister of twists once twisted a twist.
And the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.
Now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist,
would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists?
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:31 pm | |
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Admidst the mists and coldest frosts, With stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,
He thrusts his fists against the posts, And still insists he sees the ghosts.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:32 pm | |
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Ah shucks, six stick shifts stuck shut!
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:32 pm | |
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Alice asks for axes.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:35 pm | |
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All I want is a proper cup of coffee Made in a proper copper coffee pot.
You can believe it or not, But I just want a cup of coffee In a proper coffee pot.
Tin coffee pots Or iron coffee pots Are of no use to me.
If I can't have A proper cup of coffee In a proper copper coffee pot,
I'll have a cup of tea!
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:35 pm | |
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Aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:35 pm | |
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Am I and Amy aiming anemic anemonies on my many enemies?
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:36 pm | |
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,
he thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:37 pm | |
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An elephant was asphyxiated in the asphalt.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:37 pm | |
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An undertaker undertook to under take an undertaking.
The undertaking that the undertaker undertook was the hardest
undertaking the undertaker ever undertook to undertake.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:38 pm | |
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Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:38 pm | |
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Announcement at Victoria Station, London: Two to two to Tooting too!
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:39 pm | |
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Any noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:39 pm | |
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Ape Cakes, Grape Cakes.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:40 pm | |
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Are our oars oak?
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:40 pm | |
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Argyle Gargoyle
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:41 pm | |
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As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are, the keener keen apes are to
gobble green grape cakes, they're great!
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:41 pm | |
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As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:41 pm | |
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Awful old Ollie oils oily autos.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:47 pm | |
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Bad black bran bread.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:47 pm | |
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Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:49 pm | |
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Bake big batches of brown blueberry bread.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:49 pm | |
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Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:49 pm | |
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Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better batter.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:50 pm | |
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Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better batter.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:51 pm | |
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Betty Botter bought a bit of butter. "But," said she, "this butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter, It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter- That would make my batter better."
So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter (better than her bitter butter)
And she put it in her bitter batter And made her bitter batter a bit better.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:51 pm | |
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Big bad bugs bit Bitsy's back.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:51 pm | |
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Big ben blew big blue bubbles.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:52 pm | |
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Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:53 pm | |
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Bill had a billboard. Bill also had a board bill. The board bill bored Bill.
So Bill sold his billboard And paid his board bill.
Then the board bill No longer bored Bill.
But though he had no board bill, Neither did he have his billboard!
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:53 pm | |
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Bill’s feet feel beat.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:53 pm | |
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Black back bat
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:54 pm | |
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Black background, brown background.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:54 pm | |
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Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:56 pm | |
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Bobby Bippy bought a bat. Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball Banged it bump against the wall.
But so boldly Bobby banged it That he burst his rubber ball.
"Boo!" cried Bobby Bad luck ball.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 2nd October 2007, 8:57 pm | |
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Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 7th October 2007, 1:22 pm | |
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 7th October 2007, 1:25 pm | |
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Bright blows the broom on the brook's bare brown banks.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 7th October 2007, 1:26 pm | |
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Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades,
blunderbusses, and bludgeons -- balancing them badly.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 7th October 2007, 1:27 pm | |
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Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 7th October 2007, 1:28 pm | |
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Busy buzzing bumble bees.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 7th October 2007, 1:32 pm | |
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But a harder thing still to do.
What a to do to die today At a quarter or two to two.
A terrible difficult thing to say But a harder thing still to do.
The dragon will come at the beat of the drum
With a rat-a-tat-tat a-tat-tat
a-tat-to At a quarter or two to two today,
At a quarter or two to two.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 7th October 2007, 1:32 pm | |
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But she as far surpasse th Sycorax, As great'st does least.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 7th October 2007, 1:33 pm | |
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Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 7th October 2007, 1:34 pm | |
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Casual clothes are provisional for leisurely trips across Asia.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 7th October 2007, 1:35 pm | |
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Cedar shingles should be shaved and saved.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 7th October 2007, 1:37 pm | |
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Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 7th October 2007, 1:39 pm | |
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Cheap sheep soup.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 7th October 2007, 1:40 pm | |
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Cheap ship trip.
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 86
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 7th October 2007, 1:41 pm | |
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Cheryl's chilly cheap chip shop sells Cheryl's cheap chips.
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