MAGPOST NG MAGPOST.....

dude : I love her more than the air I
breath
chick : well im always here for you.
dude: I know.
chick: What's wrong???
dude: I like her so much.
chick: Talk to her.
dude: I don't know. She won't ever
like me.
chick: Don't say that. You're amazing.
dude: I just want her to know how I
feel.
chick: Then tell her.
dude: She won't like me.
chick: How do you know that?
dude: I can just tell.
chick: Well just tell her.
dude: What should I say?
chick: Tell her how much you like her.
dude: I tell her that daily.
chick: what do you mean?
dude: I'm always with her. I love her.
chick: I know how you feel. I have the
same problem. But he'll never like me.
dude: Wait. Who do you like?
chick: Oh some boy.
dude: i'm sure he'll love you.
chick: naa.. he won't like me.
dude: Oh... she won't like me either.
chick: She does.
dude: How do you know?
chick: Because, who wouldn't like you?
dude: You.
chick: You're wrong, I love you.
dude: I love you too.
chick: So are you going to talk to her?
dude: I just did.

1. kumakain ka ba ng aratilis?
- minsan taz yung iba minsan tinitiris
ko lang.

2. nagpipitpit ng gumamela para gawing
soapy bubbles na hihipan mo sa binilog
na tanggkay ng walis tingting?
- wala kasing gumamela na malapit
sa'men

3. pinipilit ka ba matulog ng nanay mo
pag hapon at di ka papayagan maglaro
pag di ka natulog?
- oo kasi hindi daw ako lalaki,
ampotek nasobrahan ata

4. marunong ka magpatintero, saksak
puso,langit-lupa, teleber-teleber, luk
song tinik?
- oo nmn! ano nga yung teleber-teleber?

5. malupit ka pag meron kang atari,
family computer or nes?
- wala kaming ganito. puro lutulutuan
lang

6. alam mo ang silbi ng up, up, down,
down, left, right, left, right, a, b,
a, b, start?
- ano yun?


7. may mga damit ka na U.S.E.D., Boy
London, Cross Colors, Esprit, Blowing
Bubbles
- oo, esprit at blowing bubbles

8. addict ka sa rainbow brite,
carebears, my little
pony,thundercats,bioman, voltes v,
mazinger z, daimos, he-man at marami
pang cartoons na hindi pa translated
sa tagalog?
-oo nman!

9. marunong ka mag wordstar at
nakahawak ka na talaga ng 5.25 na
floppy disk?
-oo pati yung lotus 123

10. nung high school ka inaabangan mo
lagi beverly hills 90210?
- hindi

11. gumagamit ka ng AQUANET para
pataasin ang bangs mo?
- ano nmn yun?

12. meron kang blouse na may padding
kung babae ka at meron kang sapatos na
mighty kid kung lalake ka?
- meron padding yung bestida kong
pangsimba

13. nangongolekta ka ng paper
stationaries at mahilig ka magpa pirma
sa slumbook mo para lang malaman mo
kung sino ang crush ng type mo?
- oo


14. kilala mo si manang bola at ang
sitsiritsit girls?e si luning-ning at
luging-ging?
- oo nmn

15. idol mo si McGyver at nanonood
kang Perfect Strangers?
- hindi

16. eto malupet... six digits lang ba
ang phone number nyo dati?
- hindi

17. nakakatawag ka pa sa pay phone ng
3 bentesingko lang ang dala?
- hindi na

18. cute pa si Aiza Seguerra sa Eat
Bulaga at alam mo ang song na "eh kasi
bata"?
- oo, kamuka ko nga daw yun eh... kaya
kakanta n rin ako ng pagdating ng
panahon!

19. inabutan mo ba na ang Magnolia
Chocolait eh nasa glass bottle pa na
ginagawang lalagyan ng tubig ng
nanay mo sa ref?
- hindi

20. meron kang pencil case na maraming
compartments
na pinagyayabang mo sa mga kaklase mo?
- wala

21. noon mo pa hinahanap kung saan ang
Goya Fun Factory?
- hindi

22. alam mo lyrics ng "tinapang
bangus" at"alagang-alaga namin si
puti"?
- ano nmn yun?

23. sosyal ka pag may play-doh ka at
Lego... at nag-iipon ka ng G.I. Joe
action figures at iba pa
ang mukha ni barbie noon?
- barbie

24. inabutan mo pa yung singkong
korteng bulaklak at yung diyes na
square?
- oo!

25. meron kang kabisadong kanta ni
Andrew E. na alam mo hanggang ngayon..
aminin?
-humanap ka ng panget!haha

26. laging lampin ang sinasapin sa
likod mo pag pinapawisan ka?
- good morning towel

27. bumibili ka ng tarzan, texas at
bazooka bubble gum... tira-tira, at
yung kending bilog na
sinawsaw sa asukal?
- oo sarap kaya nun

28. takot ka dumating ang year 1999
dahil sabi nla magugunaw daw ang mundo?
- wala akong pakialam dun

CANCER - HARD TO CATCH THEIR HEART
(6/22-7/22)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser.
One of a kind. Loves being In long-
term relationships, if you can
actually get them to stick around.
Extremely energetic. Unpredictable.
Will exceed your expectations.
Normally not a Fighter, but will if
necessary. Someone loves them right
now, they jut dont know it. 2 years of
bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI--HARD TO LOVE
(5/21-6/21)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not
one to mess with. Funny. Excellent
kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Good
personalities. Loves relationships.
Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck
if you do not repost.

LIBRA - THE PIMP
(9/23-10/22)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of
attention. High appeal. Has the last
word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun
to be around. Extremely weird but in a
good way. Good Sense of Humor.
Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she
wants. Loves to joke. Very popular.
Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad
luck if you do not repost.


AQUARIUS - THE ONE U CAN'T TOUCH
(1/20-2/18)
Great talker. Attractive and
passionate. Laid back. Knows how to
Have fun. Is really good at almost
anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable.
Outgoing. Down to earth. Attractive.
Loud. Talkative. Not one to mess with.
Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years
of bad luck if you do not repost.


PISCES - THE BALLER
(2/19-3/20)
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves
to joke. Very Good sense of humor.
Energetic. Predict future. BEST
kisser. Always get what they want.
Very Attractive. Easy going. RARE
Find. GOOD when found. Loves being in
long relationship. Talkative.
Romantic. Caring. NOT one to mess
with. 4 years of bad luck if you do
not repost.


LEO - THE SEX MANIAC
(7/23-8/22)
Very talkative. Nice to everyone they
meet. Their Love is one of a kind.
Silly, Fun and SEXY. Have own unique
appeal. Irresistible. Most caring
person you'll ever meet! however not
the kind of person you wanna mess
with...they will kick your ass... u
might end up crying... 10 years of bad
luck if you do not repost.


ARIES - THE PLAYER
(3/21-4/19)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great
listeners Very Good in bed... Lover
not a fighter, but will still knock
you out. Trustworthy. Always happy.
Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY
FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a
beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE
MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck
if you do not repost.


VIRGO - THE BEST SEXUAL PARTNER
(8/23-9/22)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy.
Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict
future. Loves being in long
relationships. Has lots of friends.
Great talker. Always gets what he or
she wants. Also not a fighter, but if
they have to, they will also knock the
lights out of you if it comes down to
it.Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in
sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke.
Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do
not repost.


TAURUS - THE BAD BOY OR GIRL
(4/20-5/20)
Very high appeal. Love is one of a
kind. Very romantic. Most caring
person you will ever meet! Entirely
creative. Extremely random and proud
of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at
telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But
will Knock your lights out if it comes
down to it. Someone you should hold on
to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not
repost.

CAPRICORN - THE SEXY ONE
(12/22-1/19)
Dominant in relationships. Someone
loves them right now. Always Wants the
last word.Rare to find. Caring. Smart.
Sweet. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy.
Easy to talk to. Everything you ever
wanted. Easy to please.Loves to
smile.Beautiful laugh.Patient.Amazing
in the you know where..!!! Bit of
naughty.The one and only. 7 Years of
bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - THE VIRGIN
(10/23-11/21)
Loves being in long relationships.
Likes to give a good fight.

happy EASTER

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10 things I hate about you poem

I hate the way you talk to me,

and the way you cut your hair.

I hate the way you drive my car,

I hate it when you stare.





I hate your big dumb combat boots

and the way you read my mind.

I hate you so much it makes me sick,

it even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you?re always right,

I hate it when you lie.

I hate it when you make me laugh,

even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it when you?re not around,

and the fact that you didn?t call.

But mostly I hate the way I don?t hate you,

not even close?

not even a little bit?

not even at all.