Twist That Tongue!

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:21 am

Her whole right hand really hurts.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:21 am

Hiccup teacup!

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:21 am

Higgledy-Piggedly!

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:22 am

Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck Tracker

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:23 am

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:23 am

How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:24 am

How many boards Could the Mongols hoard
If the Mongol hoards got bored?

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:24 am

How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can
if a canner can can cans.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:25 am

How many cans can a cannibal nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:30 am

How many cookies could a good cook cook
If a good cook could cook cookies?
A good cook could cook as much cookies
as a good cook who could cook cookies.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:30 am

How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit
if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:31 am

How many yaks could a yak pack pack
if a yak pack could pack yaks?

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:31 am

How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:32 am

How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel
if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:33 am

How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew? They do drop,
they do As do dewdrops drop If dewdrops do drop dew.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:33 am

How much ground would a groundhog hog,
if a groundhog could hog ground?
A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog,
if a groundhog could hog ground.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:34 am

How much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle
if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle?
A wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a
wood turtle could hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:35 am

How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:35 am

How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:36 am

How much web would a web browser browse,
if a web browser could browse web?

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:37 am

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would,
as much as he could, And chuck as much as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:38 am

How much Zen would a Zen master master
if Zen master could master all the Zen?
A Zen master would master all the Zen he could master
if a Zen master should master all the Zen

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:45 am

I am a mother pheasant plucker, I pluck mother pheasants.
I am the best mother pheasant plucker,
that ever plucked a mother pheasant!

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:45 am

I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son
but I'll be plucking pheasants When the pheasant plucker's gone.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:46 am

I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits.
I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery
and baked a basket of big biscuits.
Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits
that
was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket
into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits
and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer
to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.
I bought a box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits,
and a biscuit mixer.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:47 am

I can think of six thin things and of six thick things too.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:48 am

I cannot bear to see a bear Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:49 am

I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor's reckoning.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:50 am

I eat eel while you peel eel.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:50 am

I know a boy named Tate who dined with his girl at eight eight.
I'm unable to state what Tate ate at eight eight or what
Tate's tête à tête ate at eight eight.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:51 am

I miss my Swiss Miss. My Swiss Miss misses me.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:51 am

I need not your needles, they're needless to me;
For kneading of noodles, 'twere needless, you see;
But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,
I then should have need of your needles indeed.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:52 am

Flee from fog to fight flu fast!

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:57 am

I saw a saw in Arkansas, that would outsaw any saw I ever saw,
and if you got a saw that will outsaw the saw
I saw in Arkansas let me see your saw.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:58 am

I saw Esau kissing Kate.
I saw Esau, he saw me,
and she saw I saw Esau.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:58 am

I saw Esau sitting on a seesaw. I saw Esau; he saw me.
I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:59 am

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 6:59 am

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 7:00 am

I see a sea down by the seashore.
But which sea do you see down by the seashore?

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 7:00 am

I see Isis's icy eyes.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 7:01 am

I shot the city sheriff I shot three shy thrushes.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 7:01 am

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet I sit.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 7:02 am

I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop,
mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 7:07 am

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn't have thought so much.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 7:08 am

I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 7:09 am

I was born on a pirate ship.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 7:10 am

I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 7:10 am

I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 7:11 am

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,
but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,
I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

Subject: Re: Twist That Tongue! 12th October 2007, 7:11 am

I wish to wish, I dream to dream, I try to try, and I live to live,
and I'd die to die, and I cry to cry but I don't know why.
I wish you were a fish in my dish I would if I could!
But I can't, so I won't!

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