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| Subject: Re: Joke Time!!!  2nd November 2007, 10:46 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 2nd November 2007, 11:08 am | |
| One day, Mr. Sanchez went to the agency he apply for a job because the Agency's Personnel Officer wants to verify his Personal Data Sheets he fill up. P.O. : Ah. Mr. Sanchez come in....sit down, i want to ask you something about your PDS you fill up.. Sanchez: OK.. P.O.: i just review your PDS, and i am puzzled about the section SEX. you check F insted of M. Sanchez: what are those letters stand for? P.O. : well F means Female and M means Male Sanchez: OH i see. P.O. : Im curious, what is F stand to you. Sanchez: - Spoiler:
FUNCTIONING...
P.O. : then what is M stand to you? Sanchez: - Spoiler:
MALFUNCTIONING....
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juan_babybull_diaz
Tambalanista
Number of posts : 259
Age : 35
Location : Imus, Cavite
Club : LinkinPark addicts, anti-valero group, tropang briefcase ( sa adamson lng meron nian),
Hobbies : un mkinig sa balasu at balahu, nuod ng nba, nuod boxing, boxing n rin, wrestling(sa mud ha!),
Registration date : 2007-10-18
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 2nd November 2007, 3:43 pm | |
| Gary LIsing: If there is a star on the left And there is a star in the right, What do you call the star in the middle?? A: bituween!!!  | |
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juan_babybull_diaz
Tambalanista
Number of posts : 259
Age : 35
Location : Imus, Cavite
Club : LinkinPark addicts, anti-valero group, tropang briefcase ( sa adamson lng meron nian),
Hobbies : un mkinig sa balasu at balahu, nuod ng nba, nuod boxing, boxing n rin, wrestling(sa mud ha!),
Registration date : 2007-10-18
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 2nd November 2007, 4:47 pm | |
| Isang bata ang nagtanong sa kanyang tatay habang sila ay nasa store kung saan ginagamit ang condom na nakita niya sa store shelf. Binigyan naman ng tatay ng explanation ang anak tungkol sa condom. At nagtanong uli ang bata kung bakit may two-pack, three-pack, six-pack at twelve-pack na condoms na ibinebenta sa tindahan. Ganito and paliwanag ng ama sa anak...yung two-pack ay para sa high school kids, kasi kapag Saturday at Sunday lang sila nakakapag-date. Yung three-pack naman ay para sa college kids na afford mag-date ng Friday, Saturday at Sunday. Yung six-pack ay para sa bagong mag-asawa na ang pahinga ay Sunday lang. At yung twelve-pack ay para sa matagal ng mag-asawa...isa para sa January, isa sa February, isa sa March hanggang December....... | |
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juan_babybull_diaz
Tambalanista
Number of posts : 259
Age : 35
Location : Imus, Cavite
Club : LinkinPark addicts, anti-valero group, tropang briefcase ( sa adamson lng meron nian),
Hobbies : un mkinig sa balasu at balahu, nuod ng nba, nuod boxing, boxing n rin, wrestling(sa mud ha!),
Registration date : 2007-10-18
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 2nd November 2007, 5:14 pm | |
| Remigio Batungbacal - Remington Steel
Bienvenido Jurado - Ben Hur
Federico Hagibis - Federal Express
Eleoterio Ignacio - Electronic Ignition
Casimiro Bukaykay - Cashmir Bouquet
Rogelio Dagdag - Roger Moore
Topacio Mamaril - Top Gun
Restituto Pruto - Tutti Frutti
Samuel Tampipi - Sam Sonite
Veneracion De Asis - Venereal Disease
Francisco Portero - Frank Furter
Diosdado Durante - Deo Dorant | |
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juan_babybull_diaz
Tambalanista
Number of posts : 259
Age : 35
Location : Imus, Cavite
Club : LinkinPark addicts, anti-valero group, tropang briefcase ( sa adamson lng meron nian),
Hobbies : un mkinig sa balasu at balahu, nuod ng nba, nuod boxing, boxing n rin, wrestling(sa mud ha!),
Registration date : 2007-10-18
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 2nd November 2007, 5:20 pm | |
| AIZA - IQ - 135 Promil user till Age 5
RYAN - IQ - 140 Promil user till age 7
JINGGOY - IQ - UNSTABLE - Promil overdose
ERAP - LOW IQ - Promil user until now. Still no progress. | |
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crystal_ni_lola
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2552
Age : 87
Location : cavite, philippines
Registration date : 2007-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 7th November 2007, 8:48 pm | |
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vax
New Member
Number of posts : 4
Age : 40
Location : manila
Registration date : 2007-10-18
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Prince Magel
Ibang Level na Kabisyo
Number of posts : 52
Age : 40
Location : Sampaloc, Manila
Club : Fitness First
Registration date : 2007-04-12
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 9th November 2007, 10:13 am | |
| old stuffs..  | |
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Prince Magel
Ibang Level na Kabisyo
Number of posts : 52
Age : 40
Location : Sampaloc, Manila
Club : Fitness First
Registration date : 2007-04-12
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 9th November 2007, 10:18 am | |
| wala lng, pandagdag lng sa kakornihan: BATA: pbili nga po ng ubas TINDERO: wala kmi ubas kinabukasan... BATA: pbili nga po ng ubas TINDERO: wala kmi ubas kinabukasan... BATA: pbili nga po ng ubas TINDERO: wala kmi ubas!! isa pang tanong iistapler ko bibig mo! kinabukasan... BATA: my stapler kayo? TINDERO: wala BATA: pabili nga po ng ubas.  ---------------------------------- "He hu laugh last, thinks slowest..." | |
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 9th November 2007, 11:47 am | |
| BATA: Ale, may toyo kayo?
TINDERA: INIINSULTO MO BA KO?
BATA: Hinde ah, tinatanong ko lang kung may toyo kayo
TINDERA: Ayan ka nanaman eh. iniinsulto mo na talaga ako....
BATA: Hinde ko po kayo iniinsulto... may toyo ba kayo?
TINDERA: Hay naku, mabuti pa sa ibang tindahan ka na magtanong nyan kung may toyo sila.
BATA: eh 3 tindahan na tinanong ko nyan sabi nila, ininisuto ko daw sila... |
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tzuboi19
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1826
Age : 36
Location : quezon city outpost
Hobbies : yosi..
Registration date : 2007-08-20
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 10th November 2007, 11:44 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 12th November 2007, 10:19 am | |
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ghelai
New Member
Number of posts : 7
Age : 38
Location : Sampaloc Manila
Registration date : 2007-11-09
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 12th November 2007, 3:58 pm | |
| Nakasakay ako ng bus khpOn sa side ko my ba2e at la2ki,lam nyo b ung la2ki nagdede sa taas ng girl...d nahi2ya ung girl,proud n proud pa cya kc nung tumingin skin ngumiti pa....cguro kc ms bata s knya ung boy..ung girl cguro tantiya ko mga 30 plus...samantalang ung boy.......
tantiya ko 8months lng...wahahaha
corny po b? | |
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tzuboi19
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1826
Age : 36
Location : quezon city outpost
Hobbies : yosi..
Registration date : 2007-08-20
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 12th November 2007, 9:18 pm | |
| ok lang.....  | |
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juan_babybull_diaz
Tambalanista
Number of posts : 259
Age : 35
Location : Imus, Cavite
Club : LinkinPark addicts, anti-valero group, tropang briefcase ( sa adamson lng meron nian),
Hobbies : un mkinig sa balasu at balahu, nuod ng nba, nuod boxing, boxing n rin, wrestling(sa mud ha!),
Registration date : 2007-10-18
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 12th November 2007, 9:29 pm | |
| ang original nyan jeep eh gnawa lng bus.. | |
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tzuboi19
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1826
Age : 36
Location : quezon city outpost
Hobbies : yosi..
Registration date : 2007-08-20
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 12th November 2007, 9:31 pm | |
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juan_babybull_diaz
Tambalanista
Number of posts : 259
Age : 35
Location : Imus, Cavite
Club : LinkinPark addicts, anti-valero group, tropang briefcase ( sa adamson lng meron nian),
Hobbies : un mkinig sa balasu at balahu, nuod ng nba, nuod boxing, boxing n rin, wrestling(sa mud ha!),
Registration date : 2007-10-18
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 12th November 2007, 9:32 pm | |
| uu! sikat yan joke n yan dti | |
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tzuboi19
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1826
Age : 36
Location : quezon city outpost
Hobbies : yosi..
Registration date : 2007-08-20
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 12th November 2007, 9:33 pm | |
| gnun inde naman nakarating sa lugar namin...... | |
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juan_babybull_diaz
Tambalanista
Number of posts : 259
Age : 35
Location : Imus, Cavite
Club : LinkinPark addicts, anti-valero group, tropang briefcase ( sa adamson lng meron nian),
Hobbies : un mkinig sa balasu at balahu, nuod ng nba, nuod boxing, boxing n rin, wrestling(sa mud ha!),
Registration date : 2007-10-18
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 12th November 2007, 9:36 pm | |
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tzuboi19
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1826
Age : 36
Location : quezon city outpost
Hobbies : yosi..
Registration date : 2007-08-20
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 12th November 2007, 9:38 pm | |
| joke lang xmpre naun nakanating na anu ka ba.... | |
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rui
Alagad ng Tambalan
Number of posts : 178
Age : 36
Location : quezon city
Registration date : 2007-11-11
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 12th November 2007, 9:39 pm | |
| andaming corning joke naman... | |
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renzcky
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1424
Age : 35
Location : Mandaluyong City (labas)
Club : Auxillary of Computer Enginnering Students (ACES)
Hobbies : KaTuGa
Registration date : 2007-05-30
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 13th November 2007, 11:17 am | |
| un nga ung nkakatawa dun eh.. ^.^ | |
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charothe
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1311
Age : 36
Location : Bulacan
Registration date : 2007-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 14th November 2007, 6:35 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 15th November 2007, 11:17 am | |
| RIC: May isang puno.. anung bunga?
ROY: Imposible
RIC: Bakit naman imposible?
ROY: Kelan pa naging PUNO ang halamang MAIS? |
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renzcky
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1424
Age : 35
Location : Mandaluyong City (labas)
Club : Auxillary of Computer Enginnering Students (ACES)
Hobbies : KaTuGa
Registration date : 2007-05-30
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 16th November 2007, 9:24 pm | |
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charothe
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1311
Age : 36
Location : Bulacan
Registration date : 2007-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 17th November 2007, 8:28 am | |
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renzcky
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1424
Age : 35
Location : Mandaluyong City (labas)
Club : Auxillary of Computer Enginnering Students (ACES)
Hobbies : KaTuGa
Registration date : 2007-05-30
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 17th November 2007, 10:57 am | |
|  nakakatawa nuh????!!..... hehehe... | |
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tambalaniztang_diosa
BIBO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 813
Age : 32
Location : marikina city
Club : ...club??.....
Hobbies : ..adik na adik zah tambalan....MAGBILANG NG HAIR..lol!
Registration date : 2007-08-10
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 17th November 2007, 11:10 am | |
| ...nakakatuwa talaga...  | |
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renzcky
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1424
Age : 35
Location : Mandaluyong City (labas)
Club : Auxillary of Computer Enginnering Students (ACES)
Hobbies : KaTuGa
Registration date : 2007-05-30
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 17th November 2007, 5:09 pm | |
| ahehehe... magsaya tau!!!  | |
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tambalaniztang_diosa
BIBO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 813
Age : 32
Location : marikina city
Club : ...club??.....
Hobbies : ..adik na adik zah tambalan....MAGBILANG NG HAIR..lol!
Registration date : 2007-08-10
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 19th November 2007, 12:33 pm | |
| FISH JOKE what FISH that you can drink? - Spoiler:
MILKFISH
What FISH that can write? - Spoiler:
LAPIS
Where can you find a working FISH? - Spoiler:
AT THE OFFICE
What do you call a FISH that can bounce? - Spoiler:
A FISHBALL
What do you call a cheapest FISH? - Spoiler:
PISO
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charothe
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1311
Age : 36
Location : Bulacan
Registration date : 2007-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 28th November 2007, 7:10 am | |
| Forever Young
Mrs: Naniniwala ka ba na ang babae habang tumatanda ay gumaganda?
Mr: Oo naman.
Mrs: Sa tingin mo, gumaganda ba ako?
Mr: Sa tingin ko, hindi ka tumatanda.
From Balita newspaper | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 1st December 2007, 3:48 pm | |
| Motto:
Boxer: it is better to give than to receive....
Ninong/Ninang: it is better to receive than to give..... |
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 6th January 2008, 7:15 am | |
| The Mother and Three Sons
Three sons left home, started careers and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give their elderly mother for her seventieth birthday. The first said, "I built a big house for Mom. "The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver. "The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You know how Mom enjoys the Bible and you know she can't see very well. I sent her a brown parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took 20 monks in a monastery 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for 10 years, but it was worth it. Mom just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."
Soon thereafter, Mom sent out letters of thanks: She wrote to the first son, " Milton , the house you built is not practical. I live in only one room, but I have to heat, cool, and clean the whole house." She wrote to the second son, "Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home all the time, so I never use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!" She wrote the third son, "Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious."
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Vanz
Alagad ng Tambalan
Number of posts : 124
Age : 40
Location : fairview
Hobbies : surfing net,listening to tambalan, malling
Registration date : 2008-01-23
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 1st February 2008, 2:14 pm | |
| JOke by Tonio: Sa tindahan ng bulakak... may lumapit na ngongo... MANAGER: Ano pong bulaklak ang gusto nyo? NGONGO: Hhuungiii! MANAGER: Ah.. Tulips! NGONGO: hne... Hhuungi! MANAGER: uhmm... Roses? NGONGO: hne... Hhuungiiii! MANAGER: Uhmmmm.... Sun flower? NGONGO: hne!.... Hhuuungiiii! MANAGER: hindi kita maintindihan... alam ko na! may janitor akong ngongo... baka maintindihan ka nya! (tinawag ng manager ang janitor) MANAGER: Halika, pakinggan mo nga sya tapos sabihin mo sakin kung anong binibili nya... (nagtanong uli ang manager...) MANAGER: Ano pong bulaklak ang bibilin nyo? NGONGO: Hhuuungiiiii! MANAGER: Oh... alam mo na kung ano? (tumango ang janitor) MANAGER: Ano daw? JANITOR: Hhuuungiiiii!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------- dito tlga ko natawa!! promis!!! | |
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tambalaniztang_diosa
BIBO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 813
Age : 32
Location : marikina city
Club : ...club??.....
Hobbies : ..adik na adik zah tambalan....MAGBILANG NG HAIR..lol!
Registration date : 2007-08-10
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 1st March 2008, 10:05 pm | |
| ...ngit teo...lakihan mo!!!!! | |
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tambalaniztang_diosa
BIBO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 813
Age : 32
Location : marikina city
Club : ...club??.....
Hobbies : ..adik na adik zah tambalan....MAGBILANG NG HAIR..lol!
Registration date : 2007-08-10
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 2nd March 2008, 3:00 pm | |
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tambalaniztang_diosa
BIBO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 813
Age : 32
Location : marikina city
Club : ...club??.....
Hobbies : ..adik na adik zah tambalan....MAGBILANG NG HAIR..lol!
Registration date : 2007-08-10
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 2nd March 2008, 3:11 pm | |
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sweet_otaka
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 4635
Age : 41
Location : Manila
Club : night club... wahahaha....
Hobbies : surfing d' net, chika ever, & playing pc games, psp & ipod. wat ever!
Registration date : 2008-02-25
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 2nd March 2008, 4:05 pm | |
| hello....  musta na kau???  kau ba ay mahaba ang  ? prng ako ay isang  at sino naman kya ang  ? kanina nag3p ako nag ko dyan sa may kanto namin... tpos may nagbigay ng  skin.... tuloy nag  me. pero i'm kya naman... ako ay nag  kc naman...  sya. mya mya ako ay  kya naman... pumunta me sa  . tpos... nag  na ko... jejeje... pagbalik ko sa may kanto may mga umiinom ayan tuloy napa  me ang aga aga pa naman...  . yung 2 sa kanila nag  kya ako naman alam nyo na isang  pinagbati ko sila.sabi ko mag  nlng sila pra matpos na o kya  pra mas mgnda. pag uwi naman. si inay pinag  pa ko... naku naman...  sabi ko mag  nlng nga me pra makaligtas. hehehe...  pag akyat ko kinunan ko ng  ni insan tpos...  pa ko. bkit kya? :funny2:tlga yun. hay naku ayoko na nga mag  na me at ako'y  na.   | |
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 2nd March 2008, 6:51 pm | |
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nicolymitation
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1720
Age : 33
Location : rosario,cavite
Club : wala na,.. club ng mga tambay at adik sa tambalan
Hobbies : hobbies??? magbilang ng pako.. boys watching
Registration date : 2007-12-27
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 15th March 2008, 6:35 pm | |
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sarahjorge2004
BIBO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 920
Age : 37
Location : makati city
Registration date : 2008-02-06
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 18th March 2008, 6:59 pm | |
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xiaozhinzhu
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 7139
Age : 36
Location : quezon city
Hobbies : maglaro,mag-alaga ng babies,kumain,manood at matulog
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 18th March 2008, 8:21 pm | |
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Animal Orgasm
A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry.
He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"
She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Prove it."
He frowns for a moment, then says, "Okay." He gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.
About an hour later, he returns all tired and sweaty and proclaims, "Well I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig keeps squealing, I can't tell." |
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xiaozhinzhu
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 7139
Age : 36
Location : quezon city
Hobbies : maglaro,mag-alaga ng babies,kumain,manood at matulog
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 18th March 2008, 8:29 pm | |
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Driver
Manny: Pare pag uwi ko may Driver na gwapo kinuha misis ko.
Mike : hay nku pare nag seselos ka naman. Natural lng yun
Manny: Pare hindi natural yun e
Mike : ha? bakit hindi natural
Manny: pare wla naman kaming sasakyan. |
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xiaozhinzhu
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 7139
Age : 36
Location : quezon city
Hobbies : maglaro,mag-alaga ng babies,kumain,manood at matulog
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 18th March 2008, 8:33 pm | |
| Pedro: Miss pabili nga ng ballpen.
Miss: Sir, wala po kaming ballpen.
(Inis na umalis si Pedro!)
Pedro: My God! Penshoppe walang ballpen!
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xiaozhinzhu
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 7139
Age : 36
Location : quezon city
Hobbies : maglaro,mag-alaga ng babies,kumain,manood at matulog
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 18th March 2008, 8:39 pm | |
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Erap's Prayer
Gambling father
who art in jueteng
hakot be thy name
thy kickback come
thy wealth be done,
in Wack-Wack as it is in San Juan .
Give me this day
My daily bribe
And conceal all my sins
As I conceal those who sin along with me
And if I am Led into temptation
Deliver me from! criticism
For mine is the country,
its power, and its money
forever and ever. Amen.
Response:
Aba Ginoong Estrada
Napupuno ka ng kwarta
Ang panginoon ng jueteng ay sumasaiyo
Bukod kang pinagpala sa lahat ng bobo
At pinagpala ka naman ng kay raming
kulasisi mo.
Erap's Mi ultimo Adios
Mi parte de jueteng wala na.
Mis compadres y lords nabuking na.
Los mansiones de mis
queridas ini-imbistiga
Mis amigos de la Camara el
ultimo pagasa.
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xiaozhinzhu
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 7139
Age : 36
Location : quezon city
Hobbies : maglaro,mag-alaga ng babies,kumain,manood at matulog
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 18th March 2008, 8:41 pm | |
| To GMA: A Prayer
ABA naman GLORIA
Puno ka na ng GRASYA
Ang YAMAN ng BANSA
Ay sumaiyo na!
Sa husay Ni GARCI
Naging PEKENG PANGULO ka.
Bukod kang MANDARAYA
Sa babaeng lahat
At PINAGPALA rin MANGURAKOT
Asawa mo't anak.
Kaya wala ng natira sa
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xiaozhinzhu
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 7139
Age : 36
Location : quezon city
Hobbies : maglaro,mag-alaga ng babies,kumain,manood at matulog
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 18th March 2008, 8:49 pm | |
| ATTY: Inday! pwede mo bng idiscribe d2 sa korte ang taong nangrape
sayo?
INDAY: maitim, panot, tagyawatin, pango ilong at bungal...
SUSPEK: cge!!!!...mangasar ka pa!!!!
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 23rd March 2008, 8:39 am | |
| Knock Knock
Who's there
Akoymaba
Akoymaba who?
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