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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   Joke Time!!! - Page 10 Icon_minitime19th March 2009, 1:14 pm
abbec wrote:
One day, Mr. Sanchez went to the agency he apply
for a job because the Agency's Personnel Officer wants to verify his
Personal Data Sheets he fill up.

P.O. : Ah. Mr. Sanchez come in....sit down, i want to ask you something about your PDS you fill up..

Sanchez: OK..

P.O.: i just review your PDS, and i am puzzled about the section SEX. you check F insted of M.

Sanchez: what are those letters stand for?

P.O. : well F means Female and M means Male

Sanchez: OH i see.

P.O. : Im curious, what is F stand to you.

Sanchez: FUNCTIONING

P.O. : then what is M stand to you?

Sanchez: MALFUNCTIONING


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andi
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   Joke Time!!! - Page 10 Icon_minitime19th March 2009, 1:49 pm
hahahaha.. laugh2 laugh laugh2
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abbec
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   Joke Time!!! - Page 10 Icon_minitime20th March 2009, 11:45 am
twilight wrote:
MUAH! MUAH! Muahhhhh!

-sabi ng kondoktor ng bus papuntang mall of Asia
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abbec
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   Joke Time!!! - Page 10 Icon_minitime21st March 2009, 12:40 pm
Yeah
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abbec
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   Joke Time!!! - Page 10 Icon_minitime3rd April 2009, 9:15 pm
ano ang dalawang bagay na mimiss gawin ng KALBO?

1.Magsuklay o mag brush ng hair at
2.gumamit ng shampoo pag maliligo
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andi
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   Joke Time!!! - Page 10 Icon_minitime22nd April 2009, 5:57 pm
Boy: kukunin ko mga stars para sau..


Girl: che! yan ngang kulangot mo di mo makuha e, stars pa kaya..

Boy: sori na..di ko nmn alam yun pala gusto mo..ehehe



**39 na lang
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andi
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andi


Female
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   Joke Time!!! - Page 10 Icon_minitime22nd April 2009, 6:00 pm
Payat:bakit ang taba mo?

Chubs:Syempre para pag wala na tayong makain dito sa mundo,
kayo mamamatay na, kami papayat pa lang..

hehehe



**38 na lang
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   Joke Time!!! - Page 10 Icon_minitime24th April 2009, 1:11 pm
May isang IGOROT, lasing na lasing na naglalakad sa habang malakas ang ulan...

Umihi sa pader, biglang kumidlat at nagulat...

Sumigaw siya ng,
"Maawa po kayo wag nyo pong ipapadevelop, nakakahiya di pa po ako tule!"
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andi
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andi


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Age : 37
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   Joke Time!!! - Page 10 Icon_minitime24th April 2009, 2:05 pm
wahahaha. laugh2 .aios un ah Cool
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Hobbies : kain tulog....tulog kain.....kain ulit...tulog ulit
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   Joke Time!!! - Page 10 Icon_minitime24th April 2009, 2:10 pm
Ang alamat ng puno ng saging...


Isang araw may tumubong puno sa bakuran ni pedro,

Pedro : Aba mukhang puno ng saging ah!!!

At simula nun tinawag na syang puno ng saging...ngek!Acheche!
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sami wrote:
Ang alamat ng puno ng saging...


Isang araw may tumubong puno sa bakuran ni pedro,

Pedro : Aba mukhang puno ng saging ah!!!

At simula nun tinawag na syang puno ng saging...ngek!Acheche!



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ahaha...nang aaway nnmn...bleh2
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andi
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andi


Female
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Age : 37
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   Joke Time!!! - Page 10 Icon_minitime24th April 2009, 5:02 pm
galing ah..very informative..ehehehe Cool
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sami
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sami


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Age : 44
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Hobbies : kain tulog....tulog kain.....kain ulit...tulog ulit
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   Joke Time!!! - Page 10 Icon_minitime25th April 2009, 10:27 am
Ang alamat na macapuno....

Nung isang araw may dalawang ngo-ngo na sasakay sa MRT..

Ngo-ngo 1 : o para sakay na....

Ngo-ngo 2 : ayoko pare maca-puno.

nyahahaha
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abbec
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abbec


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Age : 52
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and speaking of NGO NGO... wag mong pababangit sa lalaking ngo ngo ang katagang "KAY SUSAN TAYO" lalo na kung kausap nya ay babae na ngayon nya lang na meet.... sampal o sipa sa "organ down there" ang aabutin ng kawawang ngo ngo....
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sami
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sami


Male
Number of posts : 6664
Age : 44
Location : Lucena city
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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   Joke Time!!! - Page 10 Icon_minitime27th April 2009, 8:08 am
May banat na ang mga nanay sa
LASENGGERONG ANAK:

"Aanhin pa ang alak, anak....

kung sa akin pa lang...

TATAMAAN KA NA?.."
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andi
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andi


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Number of posts : 1156
Age : 37
Location : quezon city
Registration date : 2007-07-20

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   Joke Time!!! - Page 10 Icon_minitime27th April 2009, 10:06 am
Santino nahuling may kodigo;


teacher: ano 'to?

santino: prayers ko yan mam.

teacher: eh bkt answers ang nkasulat?

santino: hala!!sinagot na ni bro prayers ko...thanks bro!

ehehe
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sami
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
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sami


Male
Number of posts : 6664
Age : 44
Location : Lucena city
Hobbies : kain tulog....tulog kain.....kain ulit...tulog ulit
Registration date : 2009-04-13

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PostSubject: Re: Joke Time!!!   Joke Time!!! - Page 10 Icon_minitime1st May 2009, 8:54 am
(Ang alamat ng Batang Masarap Batukan)

Bata : Pagbilan po...


Tindera : Ano yun?


Bata : Meron po ba kayong
scotch tape yung TIGPIPISO?


Tindera : Meron


Bata : Magkano po? Very Happy
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Age : 37
Location : makati
Registration date : 2009-07-26

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nice joke hhe he Joke Time!!! - Page 10 Icon_smile
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