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| Subject: Re: Joke Time!!!  2nd April 2008, 2:32 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 2nd April 2008, 2:42 pm | |
| Deo:PAALALA - Wag Hihiga kapag basa ang buhok.
Dea: Bakit? Mabubulag?
Deo: Hinde. Mababasa UNAN! |
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xiaozhinzhu
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 7139
Age : 35
Location : quezon city
Hobbies : maglaro,mag-alaga ng babies,kumain,manood at matulog
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 2nd April 2008, 2:59 pm | |
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xiaozhinzhu
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 7139
Age : 35
Location : quezon city
Hobbies : maglaro,mag-alaga ng babies,kumain,manood at matulog
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 2nd April 2008, 3:04 pm | |
| Manila Peninsula
Gud PM! Pls join us 4 a vry special buffet
@ Mla. Peninsula Hotel. Masarap ang handa:
pinosasang manok, tinutukang hipon,
pinaputukang lobster, tinirgas na baka,
kinulong na baboy, at iba pa. Pls bring ur
family & friends 2 avail of big discounts & a
chance 2 win a trip 2 Bicutan. C U!...
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xiaozhinzhu
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 7139
Age : 35
Location : quezon city
Hobbies : maglaro,mag-alaga ng babies,kumain,manood at matulog
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 2nd April 2008, 3:05 pm | |
| nangumpsal c kulas sa mga kasalanan na
nagawa nya
PARI: anak, hnd ka patatawarin.
KULAS: ha! bakit fader?
PARI: kc my kasalanan kp n hnd mo pa
binabanggit
KULAS: ano po yun fader?
PARI: kw ba kumuha ng perang donasyon sa
altar?
KULAS: ano po yon fader?
PARI: kw ba kumuha ng perang donasyon sa
altar?!
KULAS: d ko tlaga mrinig fader, gus2 mo palit
taU pwes2
(ngpalit cla pwes2)
PARI: cge mg tanong ka na
KULAS: kw b nkabuntis ky ana na labandera?
PARI: ai 22o nga, hndi marinig d2!
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xiaozhinzhu
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 7139
Age : 35
Location : quezon city
Hobbies : maglaro,mag-alaga ng babies,kumain,manood at matulog
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 2nd April 2008, 3:06 pm | |
| Doña Mary counsels Erap
on her 102nd birthday:
Joseph, anak, di mo natapos
pag-aaral mo, pati pagka-
presidente! NgaUn pati jail
term mo d mo natapos,
mamatay na ko wla kang
natapos...
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xiaozhinzhu
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 7139
Age : 35
Location : quezon city
Hobbies : maglaro,mag-alaga ng babies,kumain,manood at matulog
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 2nd April 2008, 3:09 pm | |
| Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko,
nadadatnan ktang nanunuod ng TV?!
Inday: becoz i don't want you to see me
doing absolutely nothng ...
Hahahahahaha!
Bongga! | |
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xiaozhinzhu
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 7139
Age : 35
Location : quezon city
Hobbies : maglaro,mag-alaga ng babies,kumain,manood at matulog
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 2nd April 2008, 3:11 pm | |
| Alam mo bang mga monkey ay lahing intsik?
Tsung GO
mat CHING
chimpan SY
Orangu TAN
ONG guy
tsi TAH
GO rilla!
o,naniniwla kna??? | |
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tzuboi19
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1826
Age : 36
Location : quezon city outpost
Hobbies : yosi..
Registration date : 2007-08-20
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 2nd April 2008, 9:30 pm | |
| waahahaha aha ahah ahaha hahahaha ah | |
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xiaozhinzhu
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 7139
Age : 35
Location : quezon city
Hobbies : maglaro,mag-alaga ng babies,kumain,manood at matulog
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 2nd April 2008, 11:43 pm | |
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sweet_otaka
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 4635
Age : 40
Location : Manila
Club : night club... wahahaha....
Hobbies : surfing d' net, chika ever, & playing pc games, psp & ipod. wat ever!
Registration date : 2008-02-25
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 3rd April 2008, 3:28 pm | |
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xiaozhinzhu
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 7139
Age : 35
Location : quezon city
Hobbies : maglaro,mag-alaga ng babies,kumain,manood at matulog
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 3rd April 2008, 3:48 pm | |
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xiaozhinzhu
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 7139
Age : 35
Location : quezon city
Hobbies : maglaro,mag-alaga ng babies,kumain,manood at matulog
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 3rd April 2008, 3:52 pm | |
| Knock
Knock
Who's there?
Taipei!
Taipei who?
Taipei sixty words a minute is pretty fast! | |
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 3rd April 2008, 3:54 pm | |
| sexy girl: father my i co-confess ako pari:ano un sexy girl:kasi di ko po mapigilan ung sarili ko, pag nkakarinig ako ng taong ngmumura di ko mpigilang yayain ko silang mg sex pari: putcha!hindi nga??!  |
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sweet_otaka
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 4635
Age : 40
Location : Manila
Club : night club... wahahaha....
Hobbies : surfing d' net, chika ever, & playing pc games, psp & ipod. wat ever!
Registration date : 2008-02-25
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 3rd April 2008, 5:17 pm | |
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deo
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 4551
Age : 43
Location : quezon City
Registration date : 2008-03-04
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 8th May 2008, 1:45 pm | |
| NANAY : anak punta ka muna kila ninong mo at humingi ka muna ng makakain mo.
BATA : bakit po ako hihingi kila ninong?
NANAY : di ko alam na wala na pala tayong pagkain sa Ref.
*** nagpunta ung bata sa bahay ng ninong niya ng may marinig siya bago kumatok ng pintuan ***
*** pagkarinig ay umuwi ang bata na iiling-iling ***
NANAY : kumain ka na ba?
BATA : di pa po kasi wala na rin silang pagkain doon.
NANAY : bakit mawawala e kagagaling ko lang doon kanina at ang dami nilang groceries na binili.
BATA : kasi narinig ko si ninang na sabi kay ninong na "SIGE KAININ MO AKO" tapos sabi naman ni ninong "ANG SARAP MONG KAININ"... | |
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karlatot
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1315
Age : 37
Location : molino, cavite
Club : clubhouse! hahha
Hobbies : reading and watching movies eating.. hehe hobby ba yun?
Registration date : 2008-03-04
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 11th May 2008, 5:38 pm | |
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Lee mira
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1644
Age : 39
Location : Imus Cavite
Club : TAMBALAN online{para lang sa mga astig TAMBALANISTA}
Hobbies : reading bob ong books/listening TAMBALAN EVERY MORNING/music/watchingmusic video/play ran online
Registration date : 2007-09-17
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 11th May 2008, 5:48 pm | |
| sumulat si malaki sa kanyang tatay
Dear,tatay
padahal mo po kami
ng isang kilong bigay at
isang dosenang itlog.
ang inyong anak,
malaki
Lumabas si malaki pumasok si maliit
napunit ni maliit ang sulat
Para di mapagalitan
pinag dikitdikit ng tape ang sulat
Di alam ni malaki ang nangyari
inutos ni malaki na ihulog ang sulat..
{pag basa ngkanilang tatay}
Dear bigas,
padalhan mo po kami ng isang kilong
tatay at isang dosenang anak
Ang iyong itlog,
malaki | |
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prinxesza08
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 6063
Age : 29
Location : manila.
Club : Conference, THE POWER PUFF GIRLSS! :D
Hobbies : Sleeping, Net && Texting. Haha [[; STUDYiNG??üü Ow Kumonn!!
Registration date : 2008-03-29
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 11th May 2008, 7:34 pm | |
| A guy gave 3 roses 2 her gf..
girl : oh boy1 ur so romantic! why do you gave me 3 roses?
boy : di kaxe pwde isa lang.. tatlo sampu xe ian.((: | |
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 14th May 2008, 11:45 am | |
| - xiaozhinzhu wrote:
- Alam mo bang mga monkey ay lahing intsik?
Tsung GO
mat CHING
chimpan SY
Orangu TAN
ONG guy
tsi TAH
GO rilla!
o,naniniwla kna??? dali lang ang cheetah ay hinde monkey. cat family yun |
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 14th May 2008, 11:54 am | |
| sa isang mall, habang naglalakad, nakita ni Paeng ang kanyang pamangkin si tsetze. 10 taon na silang di nagkita kaya.
PAENG : Tsetze, ikaw ba yan?
TSETZE : Opo, ako nga si tsetze, sino po kayo?
PAENG: TYO PAENG MO KO...
TSETZE: Ang Bastos nyo!!! |
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charm8n_ice
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1775
Age : 38
Location : PAsig City
Hobbies : scrapbooking... reading my books... listening to nicole and chris.. superb!
Registration date : 2008-03-27
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 14th May 2008, 12:03 pm | |
| hahahha..
e2 joke na korny pro tumawa ko nung nrineg ko.. babaw ko kc..
hbang may EB ay napakanta c icy..
ICY: mile away.. your so many mile away.. oohoooo,,
JENG: ate icy... lagyan mu nman ng "S"..
XESZA: honga nman may letter "S" un..
ICY: ahh ok.. "smile away..your so many smile away..oohooo..."
LUFET!! hahahaha | |
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prinxesza08
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 6063
Age : 29
Location : manila.
Club : Conference, THE POWER PUFF GIRLSS! :D
Hobbies : Sleeping, Net && Texting. Haha [[; STUDYiNG??üü Ow Kumonn!!
Registration date : 2008-03-29
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 14th May 2008, 12:11 pm | |
| wahaha...ang corny nga..wahaha..pero dhl kme ang bida nkakatawa nah..wahaha...  |
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charm8n_ice
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1775
Age : 38
Location : PAsig City
Hobbies : scrapbooking... reading my books... listening to nicole and chris.. superb!
Registration date : 2008-03-27
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 14th May 2008, 12:36 pm | |
| hahahaha.. aminin niyo..
natawa rin kyo!
hehehe | |
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 14th May 2008, 12:40 pm | |
| wahaha....ntawa ako kasi kme ung bida..wahaha.. |
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 14th May 2008, 12:55 pm | |
| ICY: mile away.. your so many mile away.. oohoooo,,
JENG: ate icy... lagyan mu nman ng "S"..
XESZA: honga nman may letter "S" un..
ICY: ahh ok.. "smile saway..syour sso smany smile saway..soohooo... |
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charm8n_ice
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1775
Age : 38
Location : PAsig City
Hobbies : scrapbooking... reading my books... listening to nicole and chris.. superb!
Registration date : 2008-03-27
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 14th May 2008, 1:45 pm | |
| hehehe..
ok yan kabisyo ah.. | |
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deo
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 4551
Age : 43
Location : quezon City
Registration date : 2008-03-04
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 14th May 2008, 1:56 pm | |
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charm8n_ice
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1775
Age : 38
Location : PAsig City
Hobbies : scrapbooking... reading my books... listening to nicole and chris.. superb!
Registration date : 2008-03-27
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 14th May 2008, 2:15 pm | |
| nandidilat ka jan kabisyo...  pls.. joke naman jan.. ok lng khit corny., merong nman mababaw sa forum eh.. (ako ata yon...) | |
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senna
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1250
Age : 29
Location : Andromeda Galaxy. Oh yeah beybeh.
Club : Camp Half-Blood.
Hobbies : Drawing. Reading.
Registration date : 2008-03-26
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 14th May 2008, 4:56 pm | |
| knock knock
who's there?
Akoimava
akoimava who?
MALIGO KA NGA! NANGANGAMOY KA NA! |
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charm8n_ice
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1775
Age : 38
Location : PAsig City
Hobbies : scrapbooking... reading my books... listening to nicole and chris.. superb!
Registration date : 2008-03-27
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jeng
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2988
Age : 30
Location : manila
Club : Ф03RЭЙćE03Ф ФmERinΘФ
Hobbies : lIstENiNG to TambAlAn And SurFiNg
Registration date : 2008-03-09
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 15th May 2008, 12:01 am | |
| - Lee mira wrote:
sumulat si malaki sa kanyang tatay
Dear,tatay
padahal mo po kami
ng isang kilong bigay at
isang dosenang itlog.
ang inyong anak,
malaki
Lumabas si malaki pumasok si maliit
napunit ni maliit ang sulat
Para di mapagalitan
pinag dikitdikit ng tape ang sulat
Di alam ni malaki ang nangyari
inutos ni malaki na ihulog ang sulat..
{pag basa ngkanilang tatay}
Dear bigas,
padalhan mo po kami ng isang kilong
tatay at isang dosenang anak
Ang iyong itlog,
malaki
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prinxesza08
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 6063
Age : 29
Location : manila.
Club : Conference, THE POWER PUFF GIRLSS! :D
Hobbies : Sleeping, Net && Texting. Haha [[; STUDYiNG??üü Ow Kumonn!!
Registration date : 2008-03-29
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Lee mira
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1644
Age : 39
Location : Imus Cavite
Club : TAMBALAN online{para lang sa mga astig TAMBALANISTA}
Hobbies : reading bob ong books/listening TAMBALAN EVERY MORNING/music/watchingmusic video/play ran online
Registration date : 2007-09-17
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 15th May 2008, 12:23 pm | |
| eto galing ky chelsea..
(lola chelsea nkahiga sa kama)
lolo deo:ano ba yang suot mo kulubot kulubot
lola chelsea: ganyan ang uso ngaun skin palang damit nah...
wahaha..sna natawa kau..wahaha..la lang.. |
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 15th May 2008, 12:25 pm | |
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xiaozhinzhu
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 7139
Age : 35
Location : quezon city
Hobbies : maglaro,mag-alaga ng babies,kumain,manood at matulog
Registration date : 2008-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 15th May 2008, 12:27 pm | |
| haha.. ganun?? nghikab kah?? haha.. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 15th May 2008, 12:27 pm | |
| haha..ang sama m nman kuya adodjski...wwaaaahhhh.... |
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deo
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 4551
Age : 43
Location : quezon City
Registration date : 2008-03-04
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 15th May 2008, 5:16 pm | |
| kuwento ng magkapatid... BATA1 : bakit suot mo yang damit ni mama? BATA2 : gusto ko eh. BATA1 : bakit naglilipstick ka? BATA2 : gusto kong malaman kung bagay sa akin. BATA1 : bakit nagsusuot ka ng bra? BATA2 : para mas maganda. BATA1 : lagot ka kuya pati yang high hills ni mama ginagamit mo sabi niya wag na wag daw pakikialaman iyan kasi mahal.  | |
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jeng
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2988
Age : 30
Location : manila
Club : Ф03RЭЙćE03Ф ФmERinΘФ
Hobbies : lIstENiNG to TambAlAn And SurFiNg
Registration date : 2008-03-09
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jeng
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2988
Age : 30
Location : manila
Club : Ф03RЭЙćE03Ф ФmERinΘФ
Hobbies : lIstENiNG to TambAlAn And SurFiNg
Registration date : 2008-03-09
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 15th May 2008, 5:25 pm | |
| hahahahahaha!!
ganun??!!!
sama ?!!
hehehehehehe?!! | |
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prinxesza08
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 6063
Age : 29
Location : manila.
Club : Conference, THE POWER PUFF GIRLSS! :D
Hobbies : Sleeping, Net && Texting. Haha [[; STUDYiNG??üü Ow Kumonn!!
Registration date : 2008-03-29
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jeng
AWAT NA Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 2988
Age : 30
Location : manila
Club : Ф03RЭЙćE03Ф ФmERinΘФ
Hobbies : lIstENiNG to TambAlAn And SurFiNg
Registration date : 2008-03-09
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Lee mira
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1644
Age : 39
Location : Imus Cavite
Club : TAMBALAN online{para lang sa mga astig TAMBALANISTA}
Hobbies : reading bob ong books/listening TAMBALAN EVERY MORNING/music/watchingmusic video/play ran online
Registration date : 2007-09-17
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karlatot
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1315
Age : 37
Location : molino, cavite
Club : clubhouse! hahha
Hobbies : reading and watching movies eating.. hehe hobby ba yun?
Registration date : 2008-03-04
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