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| Subject: Re: Joke Time!!!  10th February 2009, 4:33 pm | |
| Mga anak (triplets na lalake): Itay! bili mo kami tig-iisang baril!
Itay: WOW naman! Paglaki nyo, palagay ko sundalo kayo.
pagkabigay ng baril...
Mga anak: get ready girls! GOOD MORNING CHARLIE!!! |
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 10th February 2009, 4:34 pm | |
| MUAH! MUAH! Muahhhhh!
-sabi ng kondoktor ng bus papuntang mall of Asia
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 10th February 2009, 4:35 pm | |
| MAG-ASAWA
NAGAAWAY:
Babae:****** * ka!!!
Lalake:***** ** ka rin!!!
Babae:****** ***!!!
Lalake:***** **** ka rin!!!
Babae: SUPOT!!!!
Lalake:Sori na.... |
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Guest
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 10th February 2009, 4:35 pm | |
| =MAG-ASAWA HAVING SEX=
HUSBAND: Honey mag-"dirty talk" ka naman para ganahan ako.
WIFE: Aaah, $hiiiit! Basuraaa.... Kanaaaal...Taeee! ...Oooh, Patay na dagaaaah |
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 10th February 2009, 4:35 pm | |
| Titser: Pedro late again!
Pedro: Late po kasi relo ko!
Titser: Problema ba yun? E di iadvance mo.
Pedro: Opo
Titser: O san ka pupunta?
Pedro: ma'm uwian na! |
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Guest
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 10th February 2009, 4:52 pm | |
| Couple talking:
wife : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
husband : hello!? electrician ba ako?
wife : eh di paki gawa na lang ang hagdan natin.
husband : hello!? karpintero ba ako?
umalis si husband, pagbalik gawa ng lahat ang sira sa
bahay. tinanong niya ang wife kung sino ang gumawa ng trabaho.
wife : kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko ang daming sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake him a cake.
husband : so pinag-bake mo siya ng cake?
wife : hello?! baker ba ako?!
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 10th February 2009, 4:52 pm | |
| ANG MARRIED LIFE....
May isang intsik na sa sobrang hilig sa karaoke ay
inabot ng 5 am.
Dahil sa takot mabugbog ni misis, nag-text ng:
"HUWAG KA BAYAD RANSOM. NAKATAKAS AKO. UWI NA KO!"
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Guest
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 10th February 2009, 4:53 pm | |
| Sa harap ng nursery window;
Friend: Pare, pag laki ng anak mo, I am sure magaling mag-drive
Dad: Bakit, pare, malaki ba ang kamay?
Friend: Hindi. Kasi kamukha siya ng driver ninyo!
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Guest
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 10th February 2009, 4:53 pm | |
| Husband came home from church, suddenly lifted his wife
and carried her.
Wife: Why? Did the Pastor tell you to be romantic like this?
Husband: No! He told me to carry my cross!
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Guest
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 10th February 2009, 4:54 pm | |
| Friend: "Wow, pare, ganda ng sapatos mo, ah!"
Husband: "Oo. Surprise gift ng kumare mo!"
Friend: "Surprise? Anong occasion?"
Husband: "Wala. Nakita ko na lang sa ilalim ng kama namin kagabi!"
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Guest
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 10th February 2009, 4:56 pm | |
| WIFE: Himala! aga mong umuwi ngayon.
HUSBAND: Sinunod ko lang ang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya "GO TO HELL", kaya eto - uwi agad ako.. [b]
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Guest
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 10th February 2009, 4:58 pm | |
| Population policies of countries:
China Stop at 1 child.
Singapore : Stop at 2 children
Phil: STOP AT 4 A.M.!
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Guest
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 10th February 2009, 4:58 pm | |
| RUSSIAN: we're 1st in space
USA : we're 1st in the moon
ERAP: we'll be the 1st in the sun
USA: you can't go there, you'll burn
ERAP: we're not stupid, we'll go there at NIGHT!
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mommy28
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 3430
Age : 39
Location : UAE
Registration date : 2008-09-22
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 10th February 2009, 7:02 pm | |
| hehehe..luma na yan icy eh | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 11th February 2009, 1:26 pm | |
| ahaha..luma na ba?!keribells lang pampadagdag ng post..ahaha |
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mommy28
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 3430
Age : 39
Location : UAE
Registration date : 2008-09-22
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 11th February 2009, 1:32 pm | |
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cheechai
BIBO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 887
Age : 41
Location : GenSan
Hobbies : movie marathon
Registration date : 2008-11-12
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 11th February 2009, 1:38 pm | |
| Boyfriend VS. Suitor
Suitor: i love her more than anything and anyone in this world, i love her more than my life. i'll give everything for her, i will never make her cry. i love her so much that i;ll die for her. i'll love her forever.
Boyfriend: i love her
Suitor: what? thats all?!
Boyfriend: and......
...........she loves me.
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mommy28
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 3430
Age : 39
Location : UAE
Registration date : 2008-09-22
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 11th February 2009, 1:54 pm | |
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abbec
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1727
Age : 52
Location : philippines
Registration date : 2008-10-16
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 23rd February 2009, 2:54 pm | |
| Disadvantage of being KALBO
bawal ang kanin dahil may "KALBOHYDRATES"
Bawal ang Coke, Pepsi, RC Cola at lahat ng Cola... dahil KALBO-NATED
Bawal ang bananacue o kamote cue.... dahil may PANOT CHA
Kung papasok sa politika, wag ang Provincial Board Member. bakit? dahil ang title mo pag nanalo ka, BOKAL.....
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 24th February 2009, 9:44 am | |
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andi
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1156
Age : 37
Location : quezon city
Registration date : 2007-07-20
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 24th February 2009, 10:17 am | |
| Teacher talking to student; Teacher: What do u think is the biggest problem facing the youth now?? Student: Drugs po Teacher: (Impressed) Bakit mo nasabi yan? Student: Mahal kasi e..badtrip!!! hahaha   ..tawa na ko bka wlang matawa e..heheh  | |
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Guest
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 24th February 2009, 4:55 pm | |
|  cge susuportahan kta dhl bagong balik ka...haha.. |
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andi
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1156
Age : 37
Location : quezon city
Registration date : 2007-07-20
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 26th February 2009, 11:22 am | |
| salamat sa support..hehehe
dahil jan..eto pa isa
"Ang mga taong di photogenic at di magawang maging maganda o gwapo sa picture..laging suggestion.....WACKY..DALI WACKY TAYO..hahaha"
hahaha.. | |
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andi
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1156
Age : 37
Location : quezon city
Registration date : 2007-07-20
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 26th February 2009, 11:25 am | |
| eto pa isa.... Girl nangungulangot sa jeep; Lola: Ineng anong kinukuha mo? Girl: Ah nursing po. Lola: Ah..akala ko kulangot e. hehehe  | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 26th February 2009, 1:03 pm | |
| waaahhhh...pwede tama na andi..hahaa..jowk.. |
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andi
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1156
Age : 37
Location : quezon city
Registration date : 2007-07-20
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 26th February 2009, 1:44 pm | |
| cge na nga tama n.. pahirit na lng last na... A guy gave 3 roses to her girlfriend.. nagblush si girl. d girl said: Oh boy, ur so romantic.why do u gave u 3 roses?? d boy said: d kasi pwedeng bumili ng isa lang.. tatlo-sampu tlaga.. hahahaha  | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 27th February 2009, 9:43 am | |
| ahaha...
cge mghahanap dn ako ulet..
waitahminute |
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cheechai
BIBO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 887
Age : 41
Location : GenSan
Hobbies : movie marathon
Registration date : 2008-11-12
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 27th February 2009, 11:08 am | |
| tatay: nak, ibili natin ng tuyo ang 5 piso mo anak: huh? ayoko! ibibili ko ito ng yoyo tatay:bakit ha, ang yoyo pwedeng kainin? anak:bakit din, ang tuyo pwedeng umikot?  | |
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andi
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1156
Age : 37
Location : quezon city
Registration date : 2007-07-20
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 27th February 2009, 6:35 pm | |
| anak: nay, hihingi sana ako ng P500. nanay: ano? P400!!? ang laki naman ng P300!!. anong gagawin mo sa P200?!! akala mo madali lang makakita ng P100?!! Oh eto P50.. hehehe..  | |
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Guest
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 2nd March 2009, 10:38 am | |
| ahaha...
mkktawa nlng muna aketch |
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andi
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1156
Age : 37
Location : quezon city
Registration date : 2007-07-20
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 4th March 2009, 1:45 pm | |
| HOLDAPER: Akina ang pera mo!
LALAKI: Hindi mo ba ako nakikilala?
Congressman ako!!
HOLDAPER: O sige. akina ang pera namin! | |
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andi
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1156
Age : 37
Location : quezon city
Registration date : 2007-07-20
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 4th March 2009, 1:48 pm | |
| LOLO: Hay buhay. Noong araw sa SM pay may P20 ako, pag
uwi ko meron
akong polo,maong, brip, tshirt, panyo,
medyas, may sinturon pa.
APO: Eh ngayon po
lolo?
LOLO: Mahirap na apo, may surveillance camera na SM!
(haay, very depressing) | |
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abbec
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1727
Age : 52
Location : philippines
Registration date : 2008-10-16
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cheechai
BIBO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 887
Age : 41
Location : GenSan
Hobbies : movie marathon
Registration date : 2008-11-12
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 5th March 2009, 9:16 am | |
| if Rustom Padilla is now Bebe Gandanghari...
Piolo will be Pualine GandangPapa!
and
Sam Milby is Samantha GandangDyosa!
Bongga!!! | |
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andi
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1156
Age : 37
Location : quezon city
Registration date : 2007-07-20
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 5th March 2009, 9:32 am | |
| - abbec wrote:
- Disadvantage of being KALBO
bawal ang kanin dahil may "KALBOHYDRATES"
Bawal ang Coke, Pepsi, RC Cola at lahat ng Cola... dahil KALBO-NATED
Bawal ang bananacue o kamote cue.... dahil may PANOT CHA
Kung papasok sa politika, wag ang Provincial Board Member. bakit? dahil ang title mo pag nanalo ka, BOKAL.....
hmmmp...mas corny kya 'to kuya | |
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 5th March 2009, 11:47 am | |
| ahaha.....uonga nmn..haha... |
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abbec
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1727
Age : 52
Location : philippines
Registration date : 2008-10-16
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 6th March 2009, 10:39 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 9th March 2009, 9:55 am | |
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mommy28
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 3430
Age : 39
Location : UAE
Registration date : 2008-09-22
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 9th March 2009, 1:43 pm | |
| hidden soldiers
sagot ni pacaman sa tanong na ano ang number 1 world's anti dandruff shampoo | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 10th March 2009, 12:58 pm | |
| ahaha...txt yn ni kuya deo ah... |
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mommy28
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 3430
Age : 39
Location : UAE
Registration date : 2008-09-22
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 10th March 2009, 2:12 pm | |
| may nagtext sa akin nyan.hahahah
san na nga pala si kuya deo? | |
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Guest
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 10th March 2009, 3:51 pm | |
| bka ng hiking nnman...ahaha....un ang malaking joke..haha..peace kuya deo kung asang bundok ka man..haha |
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mommy28
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 3430
Age : 39
Location : UAE
Registration date : 2008-09-22
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 10th March 2009, 3:58 pm | |
| bka nirayuma.hahahaha take flanax kuya hahahaha
peace tyo | |
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Guest
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 10th March 2009, 4:14 pm | |
| ahaha..kuya deo...post mo dito mga jowk mo db marami ka..haha |
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deo
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 4551
Age : 44
Location : quezon City
Registration date : 2008-03-04
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 10th March 2009, 4:32 pm | |
| pasaway kayong dalawa ha twilight at mommy....  | |
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mommy28
'Di na TAO Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 3430
Age : 39
Location : UAE
Registration date : 2008-09-22
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 10th March 2009, 5:19 pm | |
| hehehehehe.wala ka kasi kuya eh..peace tyo | |
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abbec
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1727
Age : 52
Location : philippines
Registration date : 2008-10-16
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 10th March 2009, 7:51 pm | |
| - andi wrote:
- ERAP Joke:
Erap writing to a request letter to order 2 geese.
Erap: I would like to order 2 gooses..(mali yata?)
I would like to order 2 geeses..(prang mli dn/?)
Eto n lng. Dear sir, I would like to order 1 goose.
Thank you very much.
P.S.:Pls add 1 goose..
hehehehe may joke ka pala noong 2007.... | |
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abbec
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1727
Age : 52
Location : philippines
Registration date : 2008-10-16
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 10th March 2009, 7:56 pm | |
| One day, Mr. Sanchez went to the agency he apply
for a job because the Agency's Personnel Officer wants to verify his
Personal Data Sheets he fill up.
P.O. : Ah. Mr. Sanchez come in....sit down, i want to ask you something about your PDS you fill up..
Sanchez: OK..
P.O.: i just review your PDS, and i am puzzled about the section SEX. you check F insted of M.
Sanchez: what are those letters stand for?
P.O. : well F means Female and M means Male
Sanchez: OH i see.
P.O. : Im curious, what is F stand to you.
Sanchez: FUNCTIONING
P.O. : then what is M stand to you?
Sanchez: MALFUNCTIONING
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abbec
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1727
Age : 52
Location : philippines
Registration date : 2008-10-16
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 19th March 2009, 10:43 am | |
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andi
ADIK Level Tambalanista
Number of posts : 1156
Age : 37
Location : quezon city
Registration date : 2007-07-20
| | Subject: Re: Joke Time!!! 19th March 2009, 11:06 am | |
| hahaha..hinalukay mu pa talaga kuya abbec ah.. | |
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